Top 1200 Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass!
If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line.
Imagine--the whole world wired to Harry Cohn's ass!
Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
But this is the kind of ass-clownery that stems from the fact that all philosophy looks weird when you don't have one.
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!
If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.
Just have fun and don't act like an ass... People think that is the real you.
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!
Thought kissin' ass was in my blood type? Oh, negative.
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
Blessed are they who in this sea of frailty,
climb aboard a piece of ass as it floats by.
If you don't have a flag sticking out
of your ass, you must be a communist.
Murder shoots, I give your ass good seats
The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time.
When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.
Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.
You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.
You better get busy living, because dying's a pain in the ass.
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.
It's such a pain in the ass to write a book, I can't imagine writing one if I'm not interested in the subject.
I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.
A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.
He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.
It is not the lefty ass-kissers you have to agitate, but the objective left-wing...
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.
I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.
We're grown ass men, you don't need to be falling all over the place.
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.