Top 1200 Average Joe Quotes & Sayings - Page 14

Everybody thinks their website is above average.

In reality, serial killers are of average intelligence.

If none of us ever read a book that was "dangerous," had a friend who was "different," or joined an organization that advocated "change," we would all be the kind of people Joe McCarthy wants.

So don't be average. Don't be good. Don't be great. Be phenomenal. Or be forgotten.

My average against hitters is pretty good.

History isn't the lies of the victors, as I once glibly assured Old Joe Hunt; I know that now. It's more the memories of the survivors, most of whom are neither victorious or defeated.

The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were.

[Donald Trump] said on MSNBC's Morning Joe program, "My primary consultant is myself." While this may make consensus easy, the range of perspective is dangerously narrow.

The standard of living of the average American has to decline.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

My exploits are nothing now to the average person.

Joe Biden is not the first person in his family to have gone to college. But he has a lengthy history of claiming otherwise, no matter how much the lie gets him in trouble.

The average is that which no person quite ever is.

Well, when Joe Biden is president you will no longer see this separation of families along the border. We welcome these families to enter into the United States.

The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

I'm an average person. Is just that I like reading.

They called me 'Mr. Average' in school.

Let's make Joe Lieberman accountable for his rhetoric. Not a penny more until he 'clarifies' his position to the satisfaction of our creative freedom.

I had an average career, but I was quite skilful.

You are the average of your five closest associates.

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud. Do you think I appeared desperate?-Joe Bunch

We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight. As you'd expect, security's been pretty tight. On my way in I got five pat-downs, and that was just from Joe Biden.

The first good player I watched as a kid was Joe DiMaggio, and that was like ballet. Since then, I played sandlot and college ball and came to understand how difficult it can be.

Obama considers himself above deal-making and back-slapping, political necessities he often delegates to Vice President Joe Biden and other lesser sorts.

In real life there is no such person as the average man.

I refuse to let adversity allow me to be average.

I pride myself on average, not home runs.

I'm a huge fan of Joe Walsh and a big James Gang fan. A lot of what I know about playing the guitar I learned from listening to him.

I'm a bit different from your average cricketer.

I don't play this game to be an average tight end.

My family is average. I didn't have a crazy life as a kid.

When you're average, you're just as close to the bottom as you are the top.

What I seek is the highest possible batting average.

I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton. It's hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him.

I think I average one good sulk a week.

The average person is allergic to the words of wisdom.

Average people want to know what's hot.

By definition, it is not possible to everyone to be above the average.

I don't think anyone can ever put into words the great things (Joe) DiMaggio did. Of all the stars I've known, DiMaggio needed the least coaching.

Black men of our day were never told, The sky's the limit. ... We could aspire to Joe Louis but never Henry Ford.

When it comes to jiu-jitsu, enthusiasm, being able to say the right stuff and the best stuff, no one comes close to Joe Rogan. He just smashes everybody.

I'm not an academic; I'm just a bookish Joe who gets passionate about certain writers and suddenly wants to read everything they've ever written and find out why they wrote it.

My first memory of the Garden, it's probably like any other kid in New York: it's either watching the Knicks win the championship or Muhammed Ali against Joe Frazier.

Biking through New York's boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them.

Success and average don't have nothing to do with each other.

Half the people you know are below average.

You know, you don't want to be just an average person.

Don't settle for average. You were made for greatness.

I've never professed to be anything but an average student.

The average Indian woman doesn't even have a voice.

I just think I'm the average all-American girl.

I have less compassion than the average human.

Say that Congress legislates gasoline price controls that sets a maximum price of $1 a gallon. As sure as night follows day, there'd be long lines and gasoline shortages, just as there were in the 1970s. For the average consumer, a $1.60 a gallon selling price and no waiting lines is a darn sight cheaper than a controlled $1 a gallon price plus searching for a gasoline station that has gas and then waiting in line. If your average purchase is 10 gallons, and if an hour or so of your time is worth more that $6, the $1.60 a gallon free market price is cheaper.

My mother was cancer. She slowly destroyed everything around her. She produced two killers; me and my brother Joe.

As far as I'm concerned, Aaron is the best ball player of my era. He is to baseball of the last fifteen years what Joe DiMaggio was before him. He's never received the credit he's due.

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I'm going out to find my woman, caught her messing around with another man.

Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.'

The average man don't like trouble and danger.