Top 1200 Average Joe Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
Randy Newman seemed like an even worse singer than me. I liked Ray Charles, Levi Stubbs, Jack Jones, Joe Tex, Wilson Pickett. — © Donald Fagen
Randy Newman seemed like an even worse singer than me. I liked Ray Charles, Levi Stubbs, Jack Jones, Joe Tex, Wilson Pickett.
Portray your product as average and that's all that it will ever be.
It's always seductive to know where one stands in relation to the average.
Joe Hart has bags and bags of talent.
You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with.
Events are moving fast in my campaign, and yes, it's true that this morning I've dismissed my entire team of senior advisers. All of their positions will now be held by a man named 'Joe the Plumber.'
the apathy and inattention of the average citizen is beyond comprehension.
The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.
I just want to be treated like an average guy.
Joe Smith and Brigham Young laid out Independence, but very soon thereafter enough citizens of the county collected to drive them off, after several stubborn fights.
I'm weird, I do crazy things, it's not like the average norm. — © Timbaland
I'm weird, I do crazy things, it's not like the average norm.
A leader is an average, everyday person who is highly motivated.
The average permanent lasts about four months.
People check their phone an average of 110x a day.
Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
What we call normal may be the psycho-pathology of the average.
The average American is just like the child in the family.
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
The average are addicted to leisure. The exceptional are obsessed with learning.
Joe DiMaggio batting sometimes gave the impression, the suggestion that the old rules and dimensions of baseball no longer applied to him, and that the game had at last grown unfairly easy.
G.I. Joe has a heart and an attitude that feels right and familiar to me, so they could have ray guns, and they'd still feel more like real troops than many other franchises.
On October 19, 1949, I got a telephone call from the Philadelphia (A's) front office informing me I had been traded to the White Sox for Joe Tipton. I was surprised and hurt.
I will remove Joe Biden from office, and then, when Kamala Harris inevitably screws up, we will take them down, one at a time.
Fear, safety, and conformity make you mediocre and average
In social media marketing, average is no longer adequate.
Three hours for an average game is not good for baseball.
Our average holding period is four years.
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.
The average person tells a few white lies.
Latin America and the Caribbean are the happiest on average in the world.
The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic.
There is no average reason for a person getting involved in racing.
We care little about what the average citizen thinks.
The tax system is stacked against the average taxpayer.
I was a mediocre B-average student throughout my school years. — © Nicole Seah
I was a mediocre B-average student throughout my school years.
The big win is when you refuse to settle for average or mediocre.
You become the average of the five people you hang out with.
Don't cross a river if it is four feet deep on average.
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.
I feel like no one plays the game to be normal, average. Or I don't.
Joe Klein is the flower of American political journalism, a sharp raconteur who shows traces of the gonzo style that was in vogue when he was honing his craft at Rolling Stone back in the day.
I think the reason I love "Antiques Roadshow" is that it is sort of like the lottery. There's the chance a regular Joe could walk in with anything and come out close to a millionaire. There's the thrill of the find.
I think Joe Biden made correct decision for him and his family. Personally,I would rather run agianst Hillary [Clinton] because her record is so bad.
I'm just an average Canadian kid playing hockey.
The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here. — © Kabir Bedi
The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here.
I was an average kid who had his wimpy moments.
They had the music being piped right out on the street. I'd be three or four blocks from there and I couldn't get there fast enough because I'd hear old Joe holler them words.
I only dunked maybe twice a game on average.
I eat more vegetables than the average vegetarian.
Leadership is the challenge to be something more than average.
Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.
You're the average of the five people you spend your time with.
When you look at the goals he has been criticised for, at some point they could have been prevented by a defender, or it was a misunderstanding. It is not down to Joe Hart on his own.
I think the reason I love 'Antiques Roadshow' is that it is sort of like the lottery. There's the chance a regular Joe could walk in with anything and come out close to a millionaire. There's the thrill of the find.
You were born awesome. Please don't die average.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
I was an above-average student who excelled in basketball and theatre.
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