Top 1200 Babies Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

I would never call people that are born in America who are from Mexico terror babies.

People who make babies surrender their right to behave like them.

I'm not going to be one of those guys who changes, and all of a sudden I'm shaking hands and kissing babies.

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky.

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.

Babies aren't savages. Toddlers understand language long before they can talk.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting.

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.

if the world is not safe for babies you are never going to get a democracy worth having.

Many premature babies are never given a chance to make it out of the hospital.

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

I think a woman's role is not just confined to being a homemaker and have babies, but a lot more.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Kissing babies and cutting ribbons I tell you, it bores me rigid.

Aphrodite makes us understand why women have drowned their babies.

I can't say unfortunately but sadly - I've got babies in more than one household.

A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men.

Babies are born every day but truly, each one is a little miracle.

I am comfortable around babies and children because I have two of my own.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

My body will never go back to what it was, and I wouldn't expect it to after three babies.

Unborn babies - that is, fetuses, embryos, and even 'zygotes' - are innocent human beings.

Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.

Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening.

The babies are amazing ... They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise.

My dad loves babies. He's really good with them and is a big family man.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

Oh, what is young love! The urge of the race. A blaze that ends in babies or ashes.

There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.

My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s.

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family.

A startup for entrepreneurs is like a baby, and I have five babies so far - experienced father.

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began.

Even babies like to grab for things just beyond their reach.

You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies.

Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies!

I'm disgusted by babies, and I'm so sorry, I'm just being honest. They make me sick.

I don't know what to say about Jill Marie. The girls on 'Girlfriends' were all my babies.

I would never call people that are born in this country who are from Mexico 'terror babies.'

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

Flowers are like the sweet babies of the nature; they make us to smile.

When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?

Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised.

I believe that babies should be vaccinated pretty much as soon as they exit the womb.