Top 1200 Baby Mama Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.
Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby.
I'm LeBron, baby. I can play on this level. I got some game.
To top the happiness of professional success, I now have a baby girl!
There was no way I was going to have a baby and hand him over to a nanny.
The biggest man you're ever going to see was once a baby.
You sure you don’t want to kiss me good-bye, baby?
The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him.
The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby.
Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again.
I think that 'Cry Baby' came from a nickname I was called as a kid.
Oh baby you ..got what I need but you say he's just a friend
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I used music as therapy and embraced being a cry baby.
My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing.
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!
So when I'm in that teddy bear suit, I'm like a creepy, sexy baby.
You can't turn individual human beings into baby-making machines.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Man armed with science is like a baby with a box of matches.
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
We're just not ready for the retirement of the Baby Boomers. And we'd better prepare for that.
My son's baby paraphernalia always ends up in my bag.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))
It is my baby and if I want to bring it out to play again, I will.
The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.
Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.
I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.
My baby is obviously more important than anything else.
It's very difficult leaving the house anytime with my baby at home.
Light is actually the first word I said as a little baby.
My heart's never smiled so hard Baby. Lovin' you is fun.
I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless.
When you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with.
I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.
I don't wanna dance, baby girl, it's like my legs is on strike.
I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would.
Freedom, baby, is never having to say youre sorry.
I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.
I drive a Yukon Flex Fuel, and there's baby seats in the back.
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby
My first name ain't baby, it's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty
I want to stop and thank you baby, how sweet it is to be loved by you.
Lestat: Toughen up baby. I'm looking for the eternal scum.
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby's lips meet mine?
The baby romped on my lap like a short stout salmon.
We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment to us, as we are for him.
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.
