Top 393 Bacon Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Francis Bacon is one of my giant inspirations. I just love him to pieces.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

That Francis Bacon retains his reputation gained, is not strange to any that knows him. The unusual words wherewith he had spangled his speech, were rather gracious for their propriety than strange for their novelty, and like to serve both for occasions to report and means to remember his argument. Certain sentences of his , somewhat obscure, and as it were presuming upon their capacities will, I fear, make some of them rather admire than commend him. In sum, all is as well as words can make it, and if it please Her Majesty to add deeds, the Bacon may be too hard for the Cook.

I like a good protein and fat breakfast, so avocado, bacon, eggs, and some veggies.

I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I'm aware of having to bring home the bacon.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.

Let's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em.

There are so many amazing plant-based foods out there that I don't feel the urge to eat tofu bacon.

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.

I've had a bacon chocolate bar before, and it was really good.

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

I hate bacon. And sunshine, as my friends like to point out.

Culture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate.

On weekends, I do brunch at home: whole grain bagels, lox, avocado, eggs, and organic bacon.

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.

Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators.

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

It's an indulgence to go out for bacon and eggs. It's not something you can do every day.

Lord Bacon makes beauty to consist of grace and motion.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track.

What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon!

A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast.

Bacon is like a good pair of Levi's-it never goes out of style.

Well, of all the bacon-brained, sapskulled, squirish, buffle-headed nodcocks!

I hate bacon. Everyone thinks I'm insane... maybe I am. I don't like it at all.

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups.

Trout plus bacon is one of civilization's greatest formulas; it always equals pleasure.

I don't know what would happen to me if I ate a bacon sandwich, but I'm just not interested.

Who cannot appreciate the smell of bacon? It smells good, but I never want to grab a bite.

I can smell bacon sizzling or chicken roasting and appreciate the aroma, but I don't want to eat it.

The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.

The people of Montana want to send me to Washington - not to bring home the bacon but to slaughter the hog.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.

Butter, cream, and bacon. That's such a great foundation right there.

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

I was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire.

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.

Love is when you fry the other person's bacon even if you're a vegetarian.

Bacon's on the way." He smiled. "Hey, they like you!" Wrath to Beth after the brother's bow to her.

The World to Bacon does not only owe it's present knowledge, but its future too.

I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

In the mornings, I usually have four eggs, five pieces of bacon, some toast, and two protein shakes.

Alas, bacon and eggs are not health foods.

The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon.

It's a thrill to star with such great actors like Kevin Bacon, Kelly Preston, and Garrett Hedlund.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Impatient people, according to Bacon, are like the bees, and kill themselves in stinging others.