Top 393 Bacon Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on December 18, 2024.
When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.
I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.
It's one thing to reject the idea that it's a man's job to bring home all the bacon; it's another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.
I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much.
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound.
A couple of flitches of bacon are worth fifty thousand Methodist sermons and religious tracts. They are great softeners of temper and promoters of domestic harmony.
I can't be the only one who watches 'Footloose' and hopes that John Lithgow will stop Kevin Bacon ever dancing again.
My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.
I wish I was a guy who could have pancakes and bacon and cheesy eggs, but I'd curl up and pass out. I gotta start healthy or I'll be off the rails all day.
When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil.
I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.
I realized that Judaism required me to give up something that meant too much to me...Bacon cheeseburgers.
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast.
I think maybe Mr. Sinise and Mr. Bacon have slightly bigger egos than I do.
As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.
Though we tend to reach for the bacon or sausage, fish and eggs are a classic breakfast combination in many places around the world, and for good reason: They're great together.
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.
I love breakfast! Not only is it the most important meal of the day, but I loved waking up to - the smell of bacon in the morning was my favorite thing as a kid!
I'm a big fan of Jamie Oliver, and I've got all of his books. His recipe for peas with white wine and bacon is one of my favourites.
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.
And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.
All good intellects have repeated, since Bacon's time, that there can be no real knowledge but which is based on observed facts.
Lord Bacon could as easily have created the planets as he could have written Hamlet.
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no reason why bacon envelope glue should exist, let alone be so popular that it's sold out.
If I'm in a hurry, I will have the South Beach Ricotta Muffins. Some mornings, I'll just have turkey bacon and scrambled eggs.
[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.
You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.
For breakfast, I usually like to do either a protein shake if I'm rushing out the door, or egg whites and turkey bacon are also a go-to for me.
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
I remember the stink of the liverwurst.
How I was put on a platter and laid
between the mayonnaise and the bacon.
The rhythm of the refrigerator
had been disturbed.
If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.
When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.
I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth!
We always make a hot breakfast for the kids: oatmeal, pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, the whole deal. We like to have that time in the morning together as a family.
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon.
I remember Francis Bacon would say that he felt he was giving art what he thought it previously lacked. With me, it's what Yeats called the fascination with what's difficult. I'm only trying to do what I can't do.
Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in which the followers of Aristotle, by a too servile imitation of their master.
When my father was posted to Malaysia, we'd take bacon-and-egg sandwiches in our backpacks and go hiking in the jungle or make bamboo rafts to sail down rivers.
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.
My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon.
I love Francis Bacon. I just saw a great Jackson Pollock exhibit at the Dallas Museum when I was home for Thanksgiving.
I'm always starving in the morning, so I eat a lot for breakfast. It's usually scrambled or poached eggs, bacon, avocado, mushrooms, or sometimes even steak.
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don't mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don't like eating big pieces of meat.
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.
Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.
Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions.
I’ve long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs.
In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg. Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?
My best thing I grill is a bacon wrapped filet with garlic butter. That's my go-to. My wife likes it. I like it. It's easy.
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it.
Christopher Marlowe or Francis Bacon The author of Lear remains unshaken Willie Herbert or Mary Fitton What does it matter? The Sonnets were written.
