Top 1200 Bad Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Get over it people, I worked my ass off.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

I'm a woman in a man's job and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.

I'm a bad Jew, a bad Russian, a bad everything.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.

You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!

Peter Noever is a pain in the ass and a joy in the heart.

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.

Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.

I know I've done bad things. But I've done just as much good as I have done bad. And it's not even necessarily bad. I would say they're growing pains.

Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!

What is good about Good Friday? Why isn't it called Bad Friday? Because out of the appallingly bad came what was inexpressibly good. And the good trumps the bad, because though the bad was temporary, the good is eternal.

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

People are looking back and trying to, you know, get compensation for bad mortgages and all the rest of it in some of the agreements that are being reached. There's nothing magic about regulations, too much is bad, too little is bad.

I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.

We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.

If someone you know makes a bad decision or uses bad judgment, it doesn't mean you have to allow that to alter your attitude. Why should you allow anyone else's bad decisions to send you into a tailspin of misery?

You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

The single-payer Medicare for All proposal is not only bad policy, but it's bad politics. It's bad politics for a very simple reason: More than half the country has private insurance and most of them like it.

I went to Paterson Public School No. 6. At the time, it was the worst school in the city. Ain't nobody want their kids to go to School 6; it was that bad. But it was where we lived. If you grow up in a bad area, there are bad things around it.

I was a bad student. I liked archaeology actually, I was interested in maybe becoming an archaeologist but I was such a bad student and had such bad grades that I wasn't going to get into any really good college so I fell back on acting.

Theater owners are exerting a lot of power over the studios to withhold access to content that people want to see. That's bad for consumers, that's bad for studios, and ultimately, I think it will be bad for theaters.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?

A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Just moving one keyboard or synth is a pain in the ass.

America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max shot of Dennis Franz's naked hairy cop ass. Hence, anything enjoyable is automatically forbidden and bad and in our panic to avoid it at all cost we become obsessed with it... like dressing up in a pink teddy and a pair of ugboots and repeatedly screaming the word 'VERBOTEN!' into a conk shell balanced on the back on a miniature pony... Oh, I see.. That would just be me.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

I make an ass clap like tap shoes.

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Love is more powerful than kicking ass.