Top 1200 Bad Santa Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I can get a black eye, a bloody nose. I can have a bad day in the gym. At the end of the day, I don't have a bad payday, and I don't have a bad night under the lights... I get bumps, bruises... but I don't have a bad night.

George Martin looks like Santa Claus, but he's got a wonderfully disturbed mind.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

I'm bad at baking. I'm bad at letting go of things. I'm probably bad at reading.

Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! ? #rebelheart

A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad.

The problem is that it has become politically awkward to draw attention to absolutes of bad and good. In place of manners, we now have doctrines of political correctness, against which one offends at one's peril: by means of a considerable circular logic, such offences mark you as reactionary and therefore a bad person. Therefore if you say people are bad, you are bad.

We filmed 'Expelled' in Santa Clarita at an all-girl's school. There were twelve hour days.

I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Domestic happiness is the end of almost all our pursuits, and the common reward of all our pains. When men find themselves forever barred from this delightful fruition, they are lost to all industry, and grow careless of all their worldly affairs. Thus they become bad subjects, bad relations, bad friends, and bad men.

Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist.

When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of rich people there.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.

What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you. Dairy is bad for you. Forget the ads: Milk and eggs are bad for you.

Christmases past, my sister Carolyn and I - we'd been waiting for Santa all night. Nothing! Where is this man?

And what we students of history always learn is that the human being is a very complicated contraption and that they are not good or bad but are good and bad and the good comes out of the bad and the bad out of the good, and the devil take the hindmost.

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

It's just immensely frustrating that things like Breaking Bad get made that are kind of perfect! There's not even a bad episode of Breaking Bad, let alone a bad season. I want to be able to say, "Hey everybody, it's impossible to make a show where every episode is great!" No it's not.

What makes 'The Wire' a beautiful story is how true to life it is. In other shows, you have a good guy and a bad guy. In 'The Wire,' bad guys are trying to be good, good guys are doing bad. You have real life. The people who do bad get bad things done to them.

A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men.

Attacking bad books is not only a waste of time but also bad for the character. If I find a book really bad, the only interest I can derive from writing about it has to come from myself, from such display of intelligence, wit and malice as I can contrive. One cannot review a bad book without showing off.

I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.

I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.

Since the early days, [the church] has thrown itself violently against every effort to liberate the body and mind of man. It has been, at all times and everywhere, the habitual and incorrigible defender of bad governments, bad laws, bad social theories, bad institutions. It was, for centuries, an apologist for slavery, as it was an apologist for the divine right of kings.

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

Following the Santa Anita Derby, Medina Spirit developed dermatitis on his hind end.

Everyone likes to be the heel. Everyone wants to be the bad guy. I mean, I love being the bad guy, but the crowd doesn't want me to be a bad guy. In real life, I'm too much of a good guy to be a bad guy.

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

You have to be careful so you don't make your character dull and predictable. Sometimes you have to bend the script a little... The bad guys are mostly the same on the paper... A bad guy wouldn't think of himself as bad.

The bad guys are not typical, they are not just bad, they are interesting. They might be good or bad.

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.

I think comedy directors tend to feel a need to justify the bad behavior, and I just never think that. I like bad behavior, I've always liked bad behavior, I'm a fan of bad behavior, and I don't think you have to justify bad behavior.

Exclusives are bad for artists, bad for consumers, and bad for the whole industry.

I love Santa Barbara and have always dreamed of someday having enough money to have a spot up there.

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry.

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.

A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.

If you do something bad, it doesn't mean you're a bad person. It means you had bad judgment.

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

We were wised up early to not celebrating our birthdays and that there was no Santa Claus and no magic.

The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'