Top 1200 Bald Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

How do you keep cheer when you go from beautiful to bald in three days?

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour.

I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.

Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

In the afternoon I watch the clouds drift past the bald peak of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (Someone has to do it.)

Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

The nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can.

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

Well, I don't want no bald headed woman.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Many a crown Covers bald foreheads.

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head

That's just me and my own body issues - I think I'm fat and bald and old and ugly.

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy.

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

It was unusual to see a bald nine-year-old so I would play football in hats.

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.

I would like to find, or I would like a part to come to me that is like the part that Dennis Franz was fortunate to be able to play on 'NYPD Blue,' a sort of similar-looking actor to me, a generic, bald white guy who you would often think of as playing the authority figure. But he was the disgruntled middle-man. That would be a fun character.

The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty.

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD?

I'm the bald fat bloke off 'MasterChef.'

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

When Fortune comes, seize her in front with a sure hand, because behind she is bald.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald.