Top 1200 Bald Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

My parents wouldn't let me shave it earlier, so I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them. I strategically put pictures of bald women in there.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

You can't be vain as an actor. In 'Ab Fab,' we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic.

What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my hat on!

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I'm tall, fat, rather bald, red-faced, double-chinned, black-haired, have a deep voice, and wear glasses for reading.

It seems like you can't actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality.

I'm real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I'm completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time in months I cried. Tears popped from their dry sockets and sailed down my cheeks in one quick stream. I looked away. The NKVD called the bald man's name. Look at me wispered Andrius moving close. I'll see you he said. Just think about that. Just think about me bringing you your drawings. Picture it because I'll be there.

I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: 'Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn't look good together'.

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.

Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.

During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the good, the bald and the ugly.

We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

I'm a bit biased with my love for Kyle Long. I would say he's the best bald guard in football.

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

I'm a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side.

I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside.

Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it's pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck is a little bit stacked against you in that regard.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

I went bald when I was 18. My father cried. He cried about many things. But it allowed me to play older men in summer stock.

The only problem with Mitch [Pileggi, the actor who plays Skinner] is that his bald head means there's nothing to hold onto when he starts to buck.

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?

Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.

When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from surgeries, chemo and radiation treatments. Ah, but I got to live.

Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm!

Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

If I were fierce, and bald, and short of breath,I'd live with scarlet Majors at the Base,And speed glum heroes up the line of death.

I think it's better to be a hair band than a bald band.

It amazes me. I'm just a fat, middle-aged, bald guy, but people still want to meet me.

Who lets slip fortune, her shall never find: Occasion once past by, is bald behind.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

At the party, Rob Partridge said to me, "You gave hope to other balding men." My new epitaph: "Co-wrote a couple of decent songs and went bald shamelessly."

All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.

I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix.

Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous.