Top 19 Baldness Quotes & Sayings

Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they eat; while among the indigenous peoples there are no bald people, because we eat other things.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.

Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just shrunk up - unevenly I might add - and eventually turned into wine-cork nubs. Then it would be a different story. Then men would get the pity that they deserve. As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer only worse, because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life threatening. Just social-life threatening. But in New York City, there is no difference.

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn us any praise, that life is not going to pin a medal on us for recognizing and enduring our own vanity or egoism or baldness or our potbelly.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

I've always tried to twist the ideas of beauty that are maybe considered to be ugly by the mainstream. I was already kind of toying with that when it comes to baldness, which came from a discussion with my mother about how to be considered a beautiful woman if you're bald.

Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.