Top 359 Banana Splits Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.
Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.
Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department.
I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
During a fight with Anderson Silva, I slipped on an imaginary banana peel.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
My next book's title is going to be, 'I Have One Foot in the Grave and Another on a Banana Peel.'
The great disadvantage of our present electoral system is that it freezes the pattern of politics, and holds together the incompatible because everyone assumes that if a party splits it will be electorally slaughtered.
I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island
Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.
The great disadvantage of our present electoral system is that it freezes the pattern of politics, and holds together the incompatible because everyone assumes that if a party splits it will be electorally slaughtered
You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
The people went out and voted the banana man, and the Tabulation Center counted the tally sheets.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.
My wish was to finish my career at Arsenal, but there are always banana skins.
We don't have any splits here. The players country is Liverpool Football Club and their language is football.
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.
Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
One of the best-kept secrets in Phuket is Banana beach.
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
When we arrived in the U.K. on the banana boat, we settled right by Old Trafford.
I understand the plays, the depth, the routes, the splits and everything. I just feel good that I can make some plays. Definitely, the game's slowed down for me.
Family life! The United Nations is child's play compared to the tugs and splits and need to understand and forgive in any family.
I love Banana Boat's brand. They don't test on animals; they're natural. Their kids' products are amazing.
In the D'Acampo family we have pancakes with banana and chocolate sauce for breakfast every Sunday, no matter what.
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.
We share half our genes with the banana.
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
How to defend yourself against a banana
The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw splits the ears of angels.
Dried fruit is a huge part of my diet. Mango, persimmon, banana.
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
It really drives me banana sangwich.
Actually, I'm reading a lot of my scripts. When I'm working on something, it's hard to find time. You're always prepping new material. You don't want to be buried in a book. It splits your focus a little bit.
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
I don't trip all over my ego. I don't mind being a second banana.
I've never had a proper banana split in my life.
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.
And I don't want my assets to be stuck inside a banana republic in the midst of a huge socialist experiment.
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
