Top 151 Bananas Quotes & Sayings

Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

Misquoting drives me bananas.

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.

I always have bananas with me for energy.

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

I'm bananas over my wife.

Frozen bananas pureed in the food processor make a great fake ice cream.

Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.

I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.

She sounds the way bananas taste.

I have oatmeal every morning with whole milk, bananas, and cinnamon, and it's just the best thing ever.

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.

If you start comparing my practice of law to what I could have been - selling bananas - you'll know why I gave money to the University of Texas.

I love bananas and almond butter.

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!

I'm known for taking a long time getting music out, partially, my schedule is bananas, I'm only human, and then on top of that, I'm a one-man-producer.

Bananas are my go-to breakfast.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

and the bananas are overdone.

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.

Singing is my life, and I have to do it, or I'm going to go totally bananas.

I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

We cannot think of uniting with others, until after we have first united among ourselves... One can't unite bananas with scattered leaves.

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.

I was born in the Midwest, where "salad" was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.

Everyone's always like, 'Be your best self!' And that drives me bananas, because when you're not, it makes you feel really bad.

I always think like I was born in the country where everybody ate apples. Then I ended up in the country where everybody eats bananas. So now, I eat bananas so long, I'm just remembering the apples.

Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas. In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

I was familiar with Lovecraft, I also was familiar with his history as a person. So I had read his stories but I wasn't bananas like I think that a lot of people get bananas. I was like, they're good and I can definitely see the influences - but I can definitely read them and see the parts where you're being racist right there in your own stories.

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.

Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas.

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.

The best part of Onam is the food. For breakfast, we have ila ada and boiled bananas with banana chips, it's a brilliant combination.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

Such a movement would cause the ACLU to go bananas!

When we cut the price for bananas by 1 ruble, we sell 100 tons a day more... There are people who live within their budget.

At the opening of our exhibition at Deitch Projects in New York we featured a wall of 10,000 bananas. Green bananas created a pattern against a background of yellow bananas spelling out the sentiment: Self-confidence produces fine results. After a number of days the green bananas turned yellow too and the type disappeared. When the yellow background bananas turned brown, the type (and the self-confidence) appeared again, only to go away when all bananas turned brown.

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.

As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At the supermarket....doing the shopping

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.