Top 112 Barber Quotes & Sayings

The 'Sodajerker' podcast is the work of Liverpool songwriting duo Simon Barber and Brian O'Connor.

Your barber always knows everything that goes on in the town, doesn't he?

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Sometimes I have better relationships with my barber then with people who are into cinema from an upper class.

Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

I don't know nothing about the restaurant business, but I've been around a barber shop all my life. That's where I used to get my dates in high school.

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'

I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off.

That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that place, of Crescent City, and of how I was trying out a new life there with my wife, and how, in the barber's chair that morning, I had made up my mind to go. I was thinking today about the calm I felt when I closed my eyes and let the barber's fingers move through my hair, the sweetness of those fingers, the hair already starting to grow.

My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

When I was seven in Ireland I went to a barber's on my own with my pocket money and asked for long hair with spikes on top like Pat Sharp and they gave it to me.

What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All.

My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Small businesses are the heart and soul of South Carolina's economy - from our bait stores to our restaurants and barber shops.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

I love hats. On tour, it's difficult to stop in at a barber. It's good to have a hat nearby.

No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it.

A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?

I've been going to the same barber the last few years, and we have great chats whenever I'm in the chair. He'll ask: 'How you doing? How's the training going?' Just ordinary, obvious things, but then, like you do with your barber, you start talking about personal stuff.

I am grateful for the support of those who want to see more women in Congress to better represent our country and provide leadership and solutions to DC. Ron Barber has been asleep at the switch on issues that are extremely important to Southern Arizona, such as fighting for the A-10 and Davis-Monthan. That is why Nancy Pelosi is stepping in to try to save his job in November. Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman that is why I fully intend on replacing Congressman Barber on Election Day.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

I made the mistake of going to a barber who was not from Philly, and let's just say, I would never do that again.

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

Dad was a barber and Mum looked after the three of us and helped in school doing lunches. I was the middle child with an older brother, Ian, and younger sister, Karen.

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up.

A lot of people in barber shops all over Brooklyn talk about Paulie Malignaggi v. Zab Judah.

Colloquial poetry is to the real art as the barber's wax dummy is to sculpture.

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better.

I grew up in Denton, east Manchester, and was raised by my late father, Reg, a barber.

I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.

Every small town has its dramatic group, its barber-shop quartet, every home has music in one form or another.

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

If it's a Clean Bandit-related stress, there are smooth things they play on Classical FM that can help, such as Barber's 'Adagio for Strings,' or there is a choral version of it too that is very relaxing.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.

The rumors about me being with Jamal Lewis, Adam Carolla and Tiki Barber are absolutely false. I've never even met Adam or Tiki Barber in person'we did phone interviews. What happens is that a lot of high-profile men saw topless photos of me.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

In Atlanta, I went to barber school. That's how I met everyone I know in Atlanta, by cutting hair.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That's that.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

I was given a mask of myself by Frances Barber when we opened 'Julius Caesar.' I looked much younger and prettier. Wearing it was certainly cheaper than Botox.

Thus when a barber and a collier fight, The barber beats the luckless collier-white; The dusty collier heaves his ponderous sack, And big with vengeance beats the barber-black. In comes the brick-dust man, with grime o'erspread, And beats the collier and the barber-red: Black, red, and white in various clouds are tost, And in the dust they raise the combatants are lost.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If I was switched from whatever I'm doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper, then I'd retire. I'd go back to being a barber.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant.