Top 120 Barking Quotes & Sayings

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

If you listen to dogs barking you will go deaf without learning anything.

Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

Conscience is a dog that does not stop us from passing but that we cannot prevent from barking.

Now there are a few things with a shelter - like with noise control, don't face dog runs facing each other that tends to encourage barking. The problem you've got is that the kind of materials that absorb noise are difficult to clean. One of the biggest problems in the design of animal shelters is that animals are barking and it's like the sound of a jet plane taking off.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs.

We're all making castles in the sand, wonderful tapestries, an exquisite corpse. But is it meaningful? No. It's dogs barking. It doesn't mean anything beyond our yelping, at the pain of being alive.

We are considered to be a watchdog, the IEA, and a watchdog fulfils its task only if it barks. So I bark when I think there is a need for barking.

Intellectual controversies tend to be like dog fights without the teeth, in which the barking not the biting does the damage.

The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen.

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!

Leave it to a naive world-saver like you to view our love as a Sacred Cause when in actual fact all it was was some barking at the moon.

If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going.

If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

What does it matter if a few barking dogs snap at the heels of the weary travelers? ... The caravan moves on

Everyone wants to understand art. Why not try to understand the song of a bird? ...people who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree.

He made a lousy passenger, barking instructions I ignored

Barking hard work, being a boy.

I won't rest until Tom Chaney's barking in hell.

If you react to every barking dog, if you stop for every barking dog, you're never getting home.

I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later.

If you are a junkyard dog, you assume that that's what life is: chained up, barking all day.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

I think it would be very hard to go out with an actress, because they're mad. Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking.

When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.

Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog.

Until you learn to play what you want to hear, you're barking up the wrong tree.

You spend so much time barking up the civil-rights tree, you don't even know there's a human-rights tree on the same floor.

Some actresses are just insane. I've never worked with a nasty actress - they're all absolutely delightful. But completely barking.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.

This is a little off subject, but I'm interested in those cases where someone is barking up the wrong tree, or misapplying their talent.

Only the long melancholy call to prayer, or the wail of women over the dead, or the barking of dogs, breaks the silence which at sunset falls as a pall over Baghdad.

True power does not need arrogance, a long beard and a barking voice. True power strangles you with silk ribbons, charm and intelligence.

I wanted to play a good guy after doing this lunatic on The Sopranos for two years. And then they did the sequel to Bad Boys, where I get to play the barking captain again.

It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs.

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

The danger in promiscuity is that it's always barking at your heels.

To campaign against colonialism is like barking up a tree that has already been cut down.

For decades, or at least for years, Republican politicians have been dog whistling about race. And then, when - they're shocked when Donald Trump starts barking.

I was at a place called Mukteshwar. I have a property there and the best part about it is that you can see the Himalayan mountain ranges from there. Also, there's a lot of wildlife around my house. There are sambars, barking deers and leopards too.

Beware of barking at underdogs; don't fight with people who have nothing to lose.

I think the most hectic time in my house is about six o'clock in the morning, our sausage dog starts howling and barking and scratching to wake us all up - no alarms needed.

You do not have to be an economist to know that putting up the cost of employing someone is a pretty barking thing to do when you're trying to get out of a recession.

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

People much prefer to feel part of something and that they're appreciated and wanted, that their voice actually holds some sway, rather than just having someone barking orders at them.

American dog say, 'Woof, woof.' Korean dog say, 'Mung, mung.' Polish dog say, 'How, how.' So which dog barking is correct? That is human beings' barking, not 'dog' barking. If dog and you become one hundred percent one, then you know sound of barking. This is Zen teaching. Boom! Become one.

A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.

Below me Rontu was running along the cliffs barking at the screaming gulls. Pelicans were chattering as they finished the blue water. But suddenly I thought of Tutok, and the island seemed very quiet.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh - not the forced social variety, which is closer to barking than laughing - is uncommon among adults.