Top 210 Bart Simpson Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand

Ashlee Simpson kicking her dressing room door after getting caught lip-synching - that was interesting to watch.

It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing.

Being 15, I feel like people want me to go down the Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson sort of genre.

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

When the American people saw the LA riots and crowds of Blacks cheering O.J. Simpson (who was acquitted by the almost all Black jury), they received a peek into their future.

I love to shop at Macy's. It has a huge Guess section and lots of Jessica Simpson stuff.

My first day as an intern in the books department at Cosmopolitan also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced.

I do have some very strong thoughts on Glenn Simpson, who is one of the founders of Fusion GPS, based on his conduct in trying to discredit me and Sergei Magnitsky.

I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican.

If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today.

It took them 13 years to get O. J. Simpson, but they got him. What goes around comes around.

In England especially, I've found that if you bring up King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson at a dinner party or a social gathering, it's like throwing a Molotov cocktail into the room.

My first day as an intern in the books department at 'Cosmopolitan' also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced.

There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.

I love Ashford & Simpson, and I love the Brothers Gibb. They are amazing.

On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigated officer in the history of the LAPD.

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

Let's not kid ourselves. You pick up 'The Washington Post' and find O.J. Simpson on the front page; 'serious journalists' covered Anna Nicole Smith.

It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

The past relationship with Simpson no longer exists, and my views on that subject have already been expressed.

What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand.

I think the O.J. Simpson trial was a revelation about the ongoing patterns of racial difference in American society.

I watched 'Newlyweds' - that was my favorite reality show because I love Jessica Simpson. I'm obsessed with her.

We agree with Simpson and Bowles and others who have looked at this. What's necessary is to stabilize the debt and then work from there. You can't balance the budget in the short term because to do that would be to ratchet down the economy.

My involvement in the Simpson criminal trial was a personal matter and did not involve Movie Tunes, its distributors or exhibitors.

I'm for Simpson-Bowles. It doesn't raise taxes, it closes loopholes and takes the money we would give to a few people and put it on the debt.

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I take no pride in having been the first public personality to come out publicly against Simpson. It just happened that way.

Romney said that his tax reform proposal is 'very similar to the Simpson-Bowles plan.' How I wish it were.

There are two people that probably influenced me more than anybody out of all the artists out here: that's Nick Ashford and Valerie Simpson.

I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his late 30's. Lisa is 8, Bart is 10. Their stories are told. Yet the series keeps going on and on like a zombie that won't lie down and die. That feels forced and unnatural. The characters never change, grow, age.

All of journalism is a shrinking art. So much of it is hype. The O.J. Simpson story is a landmark in the decline of journalism.

I think that the response to the OJ Simpson trial was based on a kind of sensibility that emerged out of the many campaigns to defend black communities against police violence.

This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did was exacerbate the racial divide in this country. He divided black and white America.

Hopefully, America will really get a sense of how justice can be served in this country. And hopefully, they'll forget the Simpson trial.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

I love New York, Chicago, London, St. Bart's and Italy but one of my fave cities in the whole world is San Francisco. Why? Those are all places that I love to go to cause it feels good to me personally when I'm there.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I always try to emulate those I admire. Pamela Harriman, Coco Chanel, Wallis Simpson, Jean Harlow, Diana Vreeland.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

The O. J. Simpson trial was the launching-off point for a lot of our pop culture and news culture habits and touchstones.

I wasn't Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson. I wasn't Tori Amos or Norah Jones. Nobody knew what to do with me.

I don't like asking for an autograph, but I would like to take a picture with Jessica Simpson because I love her style!

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O.J. Simpson case.

No one ever asked what was my relationship with Bart Giamatti. We used to talk about baseball a lot as a player and a commissioner, just talk about the game, what could we do to help the game, where's the game going, he was pretty good.

Human beings are complicated. O.J. Simpson is a testament to that. Just because he stood on trial accused of murder doesn't mean he can't be a generous person.

Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

In 1977, I wrote a series of poems about a character, Black Bart, a former cattle rustler-turned-alchemist. A good friend, Claude Purdy, who is a stage director, suggested I turn the poems into a play.

I guess I only work with versatile rappers, chameleons like Guilty Simpson, J Dilla, and Doom.

In point of fact, 'Simpson-Bowles' has become a symbol, or SimBowl, rather than an actual plan, political shorthand for the process of long-term deficit reduction.

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes.