Top 203 Bastards Quotes & Sayings

Being nice to governments doesn't work, they are such lying bastards.

Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!

The calendar and the mirror - they're bastards.

They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.

I enjoy crushing bastards. So it is enjoyable work.

I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and old bastards.

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

Respectable people... What bastards!

Why seek revenge? Karma is going to get the bastards anyway

Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end.

In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together.

I outlived the bastards.

Even the best of us are at least part-time bastards.

Almost in every kingdom the most ancient families have been at first princes' bastards.

Don't be afraid to assert yourself, have confidence in your abilities and don't let the bastards get you down.

People are not born bastards. They have to work at it.

We have reached the time when it is morally right to "shoot the bastards", but it is not yet practical to do so.

I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

Don't let the bastards get you down.

All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.

When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.

All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.

It brewed in her as she eyed the pages full to the brims of their bellies with paragraphs and words. You bastards, she thought. You lovely bastards. Don’t make me happy. Please, don’t fill me up and let me think that something good can come of any of this.

Americans want to democratise us. OK, but why not go and democratise Saudi Arabia. Are we anything like Saudi Arabia? No, we are far from that. So why aren't they democratising Saudi Arabia? Because they are bastards, but they are their bastards.

Astronomers are spherical bastards. No matter how you look at them they are just bastards.

And live like Nature's bastards, not her sons.

The bastards murdered half my family.

All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes

Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally.

I decided there and then to sue the bastards.

Money makes even bastards legitimate.

Dont let the bastards grind you down?" Bran looked at me incredulously.

I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.

We are all bastards but God loves us anyway.

That's what happens when people reach old age; nobody remembers they've been bastards too.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.

Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name.

It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.

History records the names of royal bastards, but cannot tell us the origin of wheat.

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.

They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think.

They're lying bastards. Jews were always lying bastards throughout their history. They're a filthy, dirty, disgusting, vile, criminal people.

Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.

So is there a difference between Democrats and Republicans? Sure. The Democrats say one thing ("Save the planet!") and then do another--quietly holding hands behind the scenes with the bastards who make this world a dirtier, meaner place. The Republicans just come right out and give the bastards a corner office in the West Wing. That's the difference.

Illegitimis non carborundum. Lat., Don't let the bastards grind you down.

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.

We will slaughter them; Bush Junior, and his international gang of bastards!

We are the sons of no one, bastards of young.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.

Sing your song; don't let the bastards get you down.

We goaltenders tend to be very proud bastards.

The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.

In North Korea the math book says, you know, there are four American bastards. You kill two of them. Then how many American bastards left to kill. a And as a child I had to say, "Two American bastards." And that was my education.

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

And not a single mark on the Lamborghini. Ha! Eat steel, you soul-sucking bastards! (Kyrian)

Damn Americans. I hate those bastards.

There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism.