Top 642 Bathroom Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water
Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter"
Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun.
I have mountains of the blue Neutrogena makeup wipes in the bottom of the cabinet in my bathroom. It is all you see. We order them by the caseload.
But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.
There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of.
Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom.
The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have to run pipes all over the place.
The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid.
In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out.
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.
There was a time when you would dream about, say, movie stars. Now, you virtually follow them into their bathroom when they're going to the loo.
I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a restaurant bathroom!
And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like a little kid.
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously.
I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine.
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.
I want to come and play in cities and states where transgender citizens are not discriminated against, where there's no hateful bathroom bills at the shows where I'm going to be playing.
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.
First time I sang, I was singing Alicia Keys in the bathroom of my mom's beauty shop. I was six.
I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet.
I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks,
you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.
I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to finally what furniture goes where.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff.
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
I used to work at Bloomingdale's when I was transitioning, and they didn't want me using the same bathroom as the female employees or what have you, so it was a struggle.
I remember seeing my father shaving my mother's head in the bathroom after her chemo treatments; It was so traumatizing.
It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.
Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone.
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)
I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV.
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was.
I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray.
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.
Once, I lived in an apartment with a skylight in the bathroom. Every winter, it would snow through the skyline, but we got a discount because of it.
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
My bag always weighs a ton. I carry my whole bathroom with me. You never know what's going to happen in a day!
I have three lines in 'The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3' about having to go to the bathroom, and it's the most money I ever made.
I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
The only time there's gonna be a transgender bathroom in the White House is during a gay rights ceremony. You know as well as I do that that's not going to happen.
The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands.
If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand.
