Top 112 Bathtub Quotes & Sayings

If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man?

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up.

I have a really great bathtub, and I unwind by taking baths.

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.

I went on to being an Ivory Soap baby for television commercials, and for three years, I sat in a bathtub and said either, 'And it floats,' or 'Get some today.'

Writing fiction, especially a long work of fiction, can be a difficult, lonely job; it's like crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a bathtub. There's plenty of opportunity for self-doubt.

If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

I am a pragmatist. We are given what we have here in terms of government, so as an anarchist, okay, I'll lean to the Republican side of getting the government small enough to drown in a bathtub or whatever.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I can't even handle a spider in my bathtub. I'm scared of the dark, and I've got ultimate, epic bug phobia.

I don't even have a small boat. I don't even have a toy boat in my bathtub. I don't have a biplane, I don't have anything. Those things are toys, and I don't need them to be happy.

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.

"Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around. [...] Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking.

Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.

I like to read in the bathtub. Ideally, that bathtub would be located on a small Greek island.

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.

I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versaces bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those pinch me moments.

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was.

For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.

Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.

Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it.

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub.

I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating.

When I'm in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really hard and I deserve everything.

We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to.

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub.

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.

I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments.

Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf.

I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.

When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me and my bathtub is what I care about.'

Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know if there are some weird undertones. It was like we had met in Los Angeles and we didn't have that much to say to each other but, after that bathtub scene, we were great friends.

I have a beautiful, big bathtub.

My guilty pleasure is listening to Enya in the bathtub. I do bubbles. I do essential oils. Candles, if they're around.

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.

The red washing down the bathtub can’t change the color of the sea at all.

Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub.

As a bathtub lined with white porcelain, When the hot water gives out or goes tepid, So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion, O my much praised but-not-altogether-satisfactory lady.

I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub.

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.