Top 449 Beard Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on April 18, 2025.
As a man you just think, oh no, can I grow a beard, can I do this, and a mutton chop is a really niche aspiration, but yeah, I got there.
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.
I've stated that it's possible the only reason I'm in show business is that I have such a strange, particular head of hair. That, and I can grow a red beard.
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.
If there's two things I will never do, it would be grow a beard and pick up the uke again.
If your idea of a guru is from a calendar, who has candy-floss beard and a constipated look on the face, then definitely I am not that.
I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.
It is easy to sympathize at a distance,' said an old gentleman with a beard. 'I value more the kind word that is spoken close to my ear.
Since I played a warrior in 'Magadheera,' my character sported shoulder-length hair and a thick beard.
I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
The only way to play football is with reckless abandon, or they'll knock your beard off. And with acting, you have to pull all the stops to make it work.
When you have just a beard and no moustache, it's not good. But when I do grow my peach fuzz, the girls seem to swarm a lot more.
Si's beard is really awkward. One side is longer than the other, and it's about three different colors. I don't think he washes it. It's nasty.
I haven't seen my face since I started growing my beard, which was when I was a teenager, almost; I never shaved. So I don't really know what I look like.
When a king speaks, the armies move. But when a wise man speaks, only the beard shakes.
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.
It's a terrible thing being a patriarch. I don't even have a gray beard. But people keep calling me up for advice.
They say you look ten pounds heavier on TV, but it makes your beard look longer.
Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.
Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it!
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Unfortunately when you are a child prodigy there's very few that have made the transition into manhood. That's why I thank God for a full beard.
Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.
Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.
Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.
I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head.
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
A lot of people in the religious world believe that by secularizing, or viewing the changes as secular, such as dropping the beard and changing my appearance, they consider this to be a fall.
Obviously, I can't get away from having a disability, but sometimes when you have a beard and long hair, people can't figure it out.
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
When I was 15, I was wearing sandals and corduroys, Guernsey, striped pullover, a beard that was hardly there, shades and a beret, and the goal was hanging out.
I just come up with the stories and write them as well as I can. There's not really a great deal of strokey-beard thinking going on.
David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard.
If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll feel as if I've done my job.
The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.
Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.
Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.
Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally.
...HH Beard has perfected ...3 excellent (urine) cancer tests, all of proven accuracy of 95% or better..... in 1942 and onwards.
I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.
And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing that a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.
It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.
You go to Brooklyn, everybody's got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me.
I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.
I am honored to receive the James Beard award and so incredibly proud of my entire team at Eleven Madison Park.
I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a little bit more... all-American.
For someone with darker hair in the beard area that likes to sometimes sprout during a 14-hour drag day, I must have a thick, yet smooth foundation.
Beard's secret is always to be slightly on the edge but to pull back from disaster at the last minute.
The world is like an eye, a beard, a spot of beauty and eyebrow, Where each thing is neatly in place.
I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you're golden.
How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first grew my beard.
After I started being able to grow a beard, I was obviously done at Disney - until I'm old enough to be a parent or an annoying older brother.
