Top 1200 Bed Quotes & Sayings - Page 16
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed and she would share her dreams with me.
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.
Money will buy you a bed, but not a good night's sleep, a house but not a home, a companion but not a friend.
You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and boo-hiss everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.
It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.
On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight
The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.
I'm usually at home and in bed by 10 o'clock. I do not want to be out at anybody's New Year's Eve party.
If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.
My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
It enables me to go to bed with an enriching feeling in my soul and the belief that I am changing myself.
That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.
I think I'm quite a lazy person, actually. If I'm not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.
I just laid around in my bed, looking at the ceiling, and i smiled because it was a nice kind of quiet.
When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it
Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.
Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
I just can't grasp the concept of sleeping outside with insects when I have a beautiful home with a really comfy bed!
When things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying.
And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep.
Music is everything to me. I wake up and go to bed with it. I listen to all genres, depending on my mood.
There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.
You must go to bed with friends or whores, where money makes up the difference in beauty or desire.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
There is one death bed repentance recorded in the Bible (the thief on the cross), so that no one despair, but there is ONLY one, so that no one will presume.
Last night, we were all watching Harry Potter in bed, and I thought, 'This isn't something you have when you're single, that's for sure.'
I keep vampire hours, going to bed at 2 A.M. and waking up at about 10:30-11 A.M.
No one, but no one, ever behaves 'well' in bed unless they love or are loved - two conditions seldom fulfilled.
'SpongeBob' is a cartoon I love. Especially when I'm in bed by myself at home and I have trouble sleeping, my reflex is to put cartoons on.
I am certain that I never did grow in grace one-half so much anywhere as I have upon the bed of pain.
You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and, boo-hiss, everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.
I live in Venice, where I can roll out of bed in my pajamas, so I tend to fly under the radar - and I hope that continues.
And when thou art weary I'll find thee a bed, Of mosses and flowers to pillow thy head.
God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed!
It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.
Don't let any issue carry over to the next day. Talk about it all before you hit the bed.
Heaven deliver us, what's a poet? Something that can't go to bed without making a song about it.
I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.
If I have questions about the universe on my mind when I go to bed, I can't turn off. I dream equations all night.
My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
Sure my love is all crostLike a bud in the frostAnd there's no use at all in my going to bed,For 't is dhrames and not slape that comes into my head!
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath
But there are definitely times when I just need to write to clarify my thoughts and put any doubts to bed.
I go to bed at night worrying that I didn't do enough that day to make sure I protect the American people.
Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older.
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter
We all have a great time. And then I go to bed, get up and do it all over again. I like my life.
You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow, rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow
I went through my entire public school career going to bed crying because I was getting Ds.
Stalin's henchman Molotov, 96, died old and in bed, a privilege he helped to deny to millions.
The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.
