Top 1200 Bed Quotes & Sayings - Page 17
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
I don't always take off my make-up before bed, and I like pizza at two in the morning.
Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.
My hamstrings are permanently into a state of openness. I could probably fall out of bed into a split and not tear anything.
My advice to young girls would be, don't get on a sun bed and don't smoke - it wrecks your skin.
On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight.
Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.
For the marriage bed ordained by fate for men and women is stronger than an oath and guarded by Justice.
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.
Carlos was probably somewhere warm, eating three meals a day, and sleeping in a real bed. That was the life
She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk
And what can still delight an inert stone except to become, once more, the bed of a raging torrent?
If I make the mistake of eating breakfast, I want to go back to bed and/or eat again immediately.
The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed.
Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.
I don't have time for any special skin routines. Many a night I go to bed with the gloppy mascara and all.
Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.
This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead.
For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.
You can give yourself a headache trying to decipher the tattoos on a naked man who’s leaping up and down on a bed.
Most people don't do something seminal. I've done it twice: with my tent and my bed. Picasso did it with Cubism.
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
It's very strange to wake up in my own bed, as weird as that sounds, because I'm always on the road.
Somehow, it always worked. Kneeling at the side of my bed and talking to the Lord made everything okay.
Getting out of bed is like the foundation of the discipline, and I think it carries over into everything else.
I cleanse, tone and moisturize, and always take off my make-up before I go to bed.
I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter open and I can jump out of that bed!
I've always been a keen waker-upper. I very quickly get bored just lying in bed.
I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.
If I am to judge others, I should be subject to be judged. You make your bed, you must lie in it.
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.
I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.
George Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive.
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.
The pain is unrelenting; one does not abandon, even briefly, one's bed of nails, but is attached to it wherever one goes.
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?
For me being depressed means you can spend all day in bed, and still not get a good night's rest.
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
Sick kids almost never go to their father's side of the bed to announce they're going to barf.
I think I’m quite a lazy person, actually. If I’m not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
Sometimes I shoot out of bed like it's a relay race, and I'm on the phone, leaving voice mails.
Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.
It's because of you when I'm in bed in the morning that I can wind my spring and tell myself I have to live another good day.
The pattern's laid out on the bed With dozens of colors of thread But you've got the needle I guess that's the point in the end
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
That's how most men connect - in bed. The physical connection is important because it reinforces the emotional one.
The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money.
New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.
I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
I'm that person: I will literally do everything to not get out of bed, so I have alarms set for every 15 minutes.
I have never seen an employee who jumps out of bed in the morning in order to create shareholder value.
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!
