Top 1200 Bed Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
During Fashion Week, my skin becomes sensitive, so I always put on a sheet mask before I go to bed.
10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
The last thing I do before bed is think I should take my contacts out. Then I fall asleep.
serious difficulties don't vanish by themselves, they are standing around your bed when you open the eyes the next morning.
Drive the women from the bed just as you drove them from the choir; a eunuch sings in Rome, and the priests masturbate.
I want to buy my mother a huge house in New Orleans so she can open up a bed and breakfast.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
The number one resolution that people mention to me as something that's made them happier is - to my surprise - making the bed.
Not to know how to deny our soul its own wishes, is to foment a very hot-bed of vices.
I lay on the bed and lost myself in stories. I liked that. Books were safer than other people anyways.
So many venues are owned by these various different ticketing and promoting people, and they're all in bed with one another. It's no secret over here.
I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.'
I know that's an endorsement I've been waiting for," Skye added. "Perfectly adequate in bed. They should make that into a T-shirt
Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.
When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails.
Do you ever find yourself climbing into an open grave during a bombing raid and wish you'd just stayed in bed?
My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold.
A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
To read a paper book is another experience: you can do it on a ship, on the branch of a tree, on your bed, even if there is a blackout.
I'm one dude and when I make my bed I lay in it but don't stereotype me. Never sold a crumb to this day and I don't do nothing on the side.
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. I would stand at my door, turn the light off and dive into bed.
The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the teacup opens A lane to the land of the dead.
I feel happy and secure when I'm on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world.
I've always envied Thomas Jefferson's bed at Monticello. It's in a tiny alcove, bound by walls at the head and foot.
I write in bed, too. I find it very comforting. I want to sort of, like, crawl in a fetal position if I have to.
Ideally when you set up for the first game of the season... to have put the team to bed would be the ideal situation.
Do you want to die old and craven in your bed?- How else? Though not till I'm done reading.
When I was a kid, my father would read Neil Simon plays with me, when I was going to bed, as bedtime stories.
Let not the emphasis of hospitality lie in bed and board; but let truth and love and honor and courtesy flow in all thy deeds.
I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.
There were a number of houses. When we first arrived in Limerick, it was a one-room affair with most of it taken up with a bed.
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!
He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink.
When I go to bed, I ask God to give me one more day tomorrow. When I get it, I'm excited and grateful.
I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch.
I have my phone by my bed - I know everyone says you're supposed to turn it off - and it distorts your sleep, and they're probably right.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'
It's more in my nature to be optimistic, I think. I'm one of those people who gets up on the right side of the bed in the morning.
If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you.
No matter how much money you earn, you can only eat three meals a day and sleep in one bed.
joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.
I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a bed.
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.
I have tried and failed to lead a conventional life. When I try to be like other people, I fall out of bed.
It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
It sounds otherworldly and mysterious, submerged under a bed of spacious texture. A place of awe where don't have answers to all of your questions.
A three-month training camp writes you off, I wake up and I literally can't get out of bed.
I never manage to get to bed early on Sunday night but this doesn't matter, as I don't know one level of exhaustion from another.
It's often assumed that British actors read Shakespeare and sonnets as we're going to bed at night and we're all very familiar with it.
It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.
You are mine, Elena. If you choose to sleep in another bed, I will simply pick you up and bring you home.
When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.
It felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just weren’t going to make it that far.
who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?
Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
