Top 1200 Being Drunk Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.

If you want to know where God is, ask a drunk.

I don’t drink to get drunk. That’s just not cute.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk.

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention.

the parties are no fun until everyone gets drunk

If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.

Despots and democratic majorities are drunk with power.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk.

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.

If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne - bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive. One only feels really free when one can go in whatever direction one pleases over the plains, to get to the river at sundown and pitch one's camp, with the knowledge that one can fall asleep beneath other trees, with another view before one, the next night.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.

I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra, and from Artie Shaw's verbal abuse. But George [C. Scott] was a different category of animal when he got drunk. He'd break into my hotel room, which he did in Italy, London and at the Beverly Hills Hotel, attack me to where I was frightened for my life, and scream, 'Why won't you marry me?' Well, I would never marry a man who couldn't control his liquor. Me, I'm a happy drunk. I laugh, I dance. I certainly don't break bottles and threaten to kill.

He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more

If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter

I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs.

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Whoever thinks he is objective must already be half drunk.

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead.

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...

I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.

There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

She's half mad and three parts drunk.