Top 1200 Being Fat Quotes & Sayings - Page 14
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Last updated on October 5, 2024.
Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men?
If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.
Three mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat.
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it.
What I see is teeming cohesion, contained dispersal... For him, to sculpt is to take the fat off space.
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
The way I was taught, being black was a plus, always. Being a human being, being in America, and being black, all three were the greatest things that could happen to you. The combination was unbeatable.
The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.
I'm sure that my father becoming seriously ill when I was 14 had a lot to do with my going from chubby to fat.
I eat really well, I don't go over 165 pounds anymore because I get fat.
I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on.
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.
Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.
So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.
I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really.
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people.
People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.
I was the overweight kid who didn't have a boyfriend. I listened to other people say, 'You're ugly, you're fat, you're stupid,' and I believed it.
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I got a bit down, depressed and fat, but I needed to be out of the game to realise I need boxing.
Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.
Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean.
Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.
In the language of politics, there is only one translation for the phrase 'hope and change,' to wit: 'big, fat government.'
China is the one, the only one, that can control Kim Jong Un, this crazy, fat kid that's running North Korea.
A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently.
I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.
This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits is essentially the new and acceptable blackface in Hollywood.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this.
Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.
I'd rather wear black than bright florals like most fat ladies do.
A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime.
I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
It was kind of like, 'Who's gonna wanna watch a show about four fat dudes in a pawnshop?'
I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.
Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat.
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
Kids would tell me I was fat and say other mean things about my body.
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.
My body fat at 173 is five percent, so the rest is just straight water that I lose.
I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic.
The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We live in homes with mirrors.
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.
