Top 1200 Being Fat Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

If you call me 'fat,' it doesn't bother me because I just don't care.

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

I've been fit my whole life. I'm not a fat-turned-fit story.

Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room.

I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.

All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

I wasn't just known as one of the singers in Little Mix, I was known as 'the fat, ugly one'.

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.

I've got the 'fat gene' in my family, so I've always got to watch what I eat.

I don't care if the girl is slim or fat, I just want the girl that makes me happy.

I write songs about fat girls and about men who run off to Mexico.

Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

Fat people are the only people you can still make fun of in this country.

I've had people tell me I'm fat, and I'm like one of the smallest people I've met in my life.

I don't have a model's body. But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat. I'm okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know?

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

What kind of woman tries to fat-shame a heavily pregnant woman?

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?

You obviously don't know what an Old Man of the Sea great wealth is. It is not a fat purse and time to spend it. Its owner finds himself beset on every side, at every hour, wherever he goes, by persistent pleaders, like beggars in Bombay, each demanding that he invest or give away part of his wealth. He becomes suspicious of honest friendship--indeed honest friendship is rarely offered him; those who could have been his friends are too fastidious to be jostled by beggars, too proud to risk being mistaken for one.

Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin, and sometimes when you sit, they get bumpy!

Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed 218 pounds with eight percent body fat, and threw the discus over 190 feet. Then I got some advice from the people at the Olympic Training Center. I needed carbs, they advised, and lots of them. They pointed to studies done on the American distance runners. Being an idiot, I took the advice to eat like emaciated, over-trained sub-performers. It took years of high carbohydrate grazing to learn the evils of this advice.

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect.

My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.

I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.

The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat

I'm not like recruiting people and starting a cult and telling people to be fat.

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

I dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

If you can afford to eat yourself fat, you can afford to pay to go to WeightWatchers if you think that is the answer.

For me, the only thing that mattered was getting married in the presence of my family and very close friends. We did not want a big fat wedding.

Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish.

There's a science to ordering potatoes. Are they skinny shoestring or big, fat steak fries? You just have to let your taste buds guide you when deciding what to eat.

I have always been taught to be proud of being Latina, proud of being Mexican, and I was. I was probably more proud of being a "label" than of being a human being, that's the way most of us were taught.

I think my father is nearly perfect. I think he's quite handsome, except a bit fat.

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

You can tell MMA is a carb sport because it's fast; it's explosive. It's not a fat storage sport.

There's some great TV, but it's kind of like dessert: It's good to have once in a while, but you can't eat it all day, or you're gonna get really fat and probably die.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat.

When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.