Top 1200 Being Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish)

I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.

A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person.

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Happy Song' is a sarcastic open letter to the world about how we use superficial and trivial things to ignore the real problems.

Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting.

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I didn't want to do 'The Fluffy Puppy Learns to Hold Hands!' or 'Kitty Gets a Box to Play In!' There's a place for that for the little ones - some kids need that stuff. But I'm too dark and sarcastic.

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I'm sort of a needler, sarcastic and sometimes relentless. It's just the way I roll.

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether.

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.

Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest. To the modern ear, it seems soft. When you hear it against other things, it seems vulnerable. Lyrically and musically, though, this is more subtle. And, yes, it's asking a lot of someone who's used to being hit over the head with bright neon to listen to this.

When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very sarcastic - I'm not any of that. I can do it, but that's not what I'm like.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

'Sit Here and Cry' was one of the first songs I wrote with that overdramatic sarcastic dry sense of humor, which is why the energy of the song doesn't necessarily reflect the subject matter.

I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.

Yeah, I definitely tend towards dry, sarcastic British humor. I actually aspire to be British - I'm pasty white as well.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

I try not to be one particular type of comedian - I try to be foolish, and silly, and surreal, and quite angry and sarcastic and dry.

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable - just like my dishwasher.

I can be much more sarcastic and, I think, sometimes withering in my assessments of things than I allow to show in my public life.

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

People may not like what I have to say - obviously, I get the sarcastic nickname of 'Siri,' because they say I know things.

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.