Top 1200 Being Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Persons of delicate taste endure stupid criticism better than they do stupid praise.

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

It's so stupid, so archaic to say that men are so stupid they'd give anything for sex, and women are...that that's the only resort we have.

I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid—and I know they are—yet I won't be wiser?

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one's neighbours, and indeed without it, it may be difficult to love some neighbours as oneself: now seeing the necessity of being dull, you won't, I hope, take it amiss that you find me so.

The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.

Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it's turned into.

Stupid criticism and still more stupid praise.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.

Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our more stupid melancholy propensities, for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold it fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away?

One stupid act of some stupid extremist puts us all down.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

That's really my main message: everyone is stupid, and no one is more stupid than the rest.

I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

We must stop being the stupid party.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

My Master... Say all you wish of me. It does not matter to me:Shallow.. Stupid.. Crazy.. Simple minded. It does not concern me anymore. For whoever writes about her concerns. in the logic of Men is called a stupid woman. and didn't I tell you in the beginning that I am a stupid woman?

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.

If someone asks a stupid question, you can only give a stupid answer or appear arrogant.

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?

So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too

The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.

Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

There's a difference between having an edge and being stupid.

How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.

Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it's turned into

People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.

People are prospering from being unapologetically offensive, trite, and stupid. And we are tweeting ourselves into high blood pressure and ulcers trying to tell them to do better... Being a pompous nut biscuit is now a publicity strategy, and I don't know what we can do to end the madness.

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.

I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.

The stupid texts of the Bible - from which, be the talents of the preacher what they may, only stupid sermons can be preached.

Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped.

He is a man of the Night's Watch, She thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince. Arya Stark (page 514)

Being both stupid and ignorant is an accomplishment.

The perfidious, savage, disdainful, stupid, slothful, inhospitable, stupid English.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

Guys are so stupid; they do stupid things and then expect the girl they like to fall for them.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.