Top 1200 Best Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

There's nothing worse than trying to be funny and not being funny.

I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often things that I don't think will be funny, often things that I just thought were sentences, turn out to be funny, because they're the sentences of an idiot. There's level of self-awareness that develops, and I write down things that were funny, usually when I'm on stage, and that becomes the show.

My funny speech wasn't funny. That's not the first time a politician has done that.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not.

At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.

You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from people who meant it. See: Pryor, Bruce, Carlin, etc.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

To act like everyone has had the same access to share their funny is willful ignorance at its best - and just a good ol' fashioned front at its truth.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

It's funny: wrestlers and comics bond over remembering their best shows and their absolute worst shows.

I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real place.

I don't come from Lake Wobegon, and that world is not mine. It's not that funny to me. It's funny to other people, and I'm not judging it, but the world that I come from is not considered funny by other people as well. There's so much pain in it.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate.

It's funny - it's called 'The Voice,' but I sure as hell didn't have the best voice on the show. I'll admit it.

It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.