Top 1200 Best Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.

I hate 'girlfriend' because it sounds so temporary. It's very junior high.

I remember my girlfriend dropped me for the guy I thought was really cute.

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing class calls "self-contempt giving rise to comic form." Write down all of his jokes, but don't tell him you are doing this. Make up anagrams of his old girlfriend's name and name all of your socially handicapped characters with them. Tell him his old girlfriend is in all of your stories and then watch how funny he can be, see what a really great sense of humor he can have.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd have 10 girls at the studio, and they would make me not rap.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

I don't want everyone to know when I go out with my son or my girlfriend for lunch or dinner.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

Far too often, I read a script where the girls are the girlfriend or the set dressing.

It's incredibly frustrating to constantly read scripts where you're the girlfriend who is there to further the man's storyline.

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play.

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.

My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

My team are incredible, and I have the most amazing parents and beautiful girlfriend in the world.

I count my blessings every day for getting to play Josh in 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.'

If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.

I wanted to be a comedian. And I did that so much in high school, I couldn't get a girlfriend.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.

Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for reds "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

When I've got a girlfriend, I like to be with them as much as possible, and I'm very affectionate.

The best athlete wants his opponent at his best. The best general enters the mind of his enemy. The best businessman serves the communal good. The best leader follows the will of the people. All of the embody the virtue of non-competition. Not that they don't love to compete, but they do it in the spirit of play. In this they are like children and in harmony with the Tao.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said!

I have 3 sisters, a daughter, and a son with my girlfriend, and a feminist mom who raised me right.

I got scouted to be the dude in the video for 'Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored.'

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend.

I started playing instruments before I started making beats, and I was never the best guitarist or the best pianist or the best drummer. And when I started making beats, I was not the best beatmaker, and when I started making hooks, I was not the best vocal melody person. When I first started rapping, I wasn't the best rapper at all.

I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?

I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity.

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

Most of all, I want to be known as Barbi Benton, the singer, not as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.

You've got to be the best at what you can do - be the best at it! And the best has to be the best; you can't just fiddle around and hope.

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

I love food, and my girlfriend comes from an architecture background, so we might open up a restaurant.