Top 1200 Best Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.

When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation.

If you have a girlfriend who is a fellow divorcee, you share a lot of common ground because you've been through the same things.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.

I think it's less common in France that a man at the age of 50 buys a Porsche and gets a young girlfriend.

It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

My main ambition as a teenager was to somehow resurrect the dark-minded writer Franz Kafka and become his girlfriend.

I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song was sexier than the sex I was trying to have.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!

Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete freedom at that point.

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked.

Nature paints the best part of a picture, carves the best parts of the statue, builds the best part of the house, and speaks the best part of the oration.

Growing up near Scarsdale, I should have had at least one Jewish girlfriend. Maybe at some point it'll happen.

I was always looking for the female characters in sci-fi and fantasy who were more than just the girlfriend.

Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!

The idea of fighting your new girlfriend's ex-lovers, 'Street Fighter' style, is the ultimate geek wish-fulfilment.

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else.

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.

When I lived in New Zealand I took my then girlfriend to Tahiti - which is a lot easier to get to from there than it is from England.

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world.

There's no better girlfriend than your own work, because when it goes away, you realise how important it is.

I used to imagine it. I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. And now that I have that? I can't even describe that feeling. That's why I like the best - the best cars, the best food, the best watches.

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

It's like, boom! - I've got a girlfriend. It turned out to be a good thing because it made me a rapper.

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.

Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.

I'm hard work to live with. Someone who wants to be my girlfriend has to be totally devoted because I don't give very much back.

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.

That's part of fashion's promise: that a girlfriend or boyfriend or a promotion are just one tie or sweater or pair of shoes away.

My girlfriend says I have frontal-lobe epilepsy. I have visions. They have slowed down as I've gotten older, but I still have them.

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do.

Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.' Remember that movie 'Beaches'? I did it with my best girlfriend, so she and I go and we get our lips done. Fine. I have it like that for my whole career, right? So then cut to a couple of years ago, I have a doctor remove as much as they possibly can because it got to the point where they were yucky. You know, they get hard. It's gross. They are now whatever that was after they took out as much of the silicone as they could.

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

If you're in a good relationship, you should be able to say to your girlfriend, 'That girl walking down the street is great.'

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.

I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life.

For my 21st birthday, my now-wife, at the time girlfriend, flew across the country and showed up at my house.

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman.

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be.

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that.