Top 1200 Best Wife Quotes & Sayings

My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

A man’s best friend is a good wife.

I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best Ive ever done it.

My wife (Maria) is the best reason to come home.

When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on.

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend's wife, and she was my wife's best friend. She died of breast cancer. When she passed away back in 2004 was the last time I cried.

I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the couch and suddenly heard my voice. It's thrilling. It's interesting that a lot of guys do me. I have a friend who does me on his answering machine so when I call him I talk to myself. I don't really know what that comes from. It doesn't seem to me that I speak in a strange way. My wife says Kevin's (Spacey) the best.

You want to be the best at your career, you want to be the best mum, a great wife and all of that. Most of the time, it's not possible. You have to compromise somewhere.

My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

My wife is my teammate. She's my best friend. I love her.

I want to be the best daughter and wife and friend and person I can be. And I want to help empower the people around me to be the best they can be.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I remember being married to John Barry and trying to be the best wife in the world.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

I have three older brothers, and we all have different combinations of parents. My father was the best man at my mom's first wedding! And my brother's mother - my dad's first wife - is the sister to my mom's first husband's second wife. So my brothers are both stepcousins and stepbrothers. It's very '70s rock.

If we can develop the character and work with God, then let him develop the character of Christ in us, we're going to become the best possible husband, the best possible wife.

The best thing I ever saw was a man who loved his wife.

My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.

I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have.

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.

Julia is one of the most loyal people who ever lived. Her best friend is her best friend from third grade, and her other best friends are her best friends from Northwestern. Once you're a pal, you're a pal for life with Jules. I'm not just flattering her because she's my wife.

The wife whose sweetly given reply in the face of any problem would be, "Whatever you think is best, dear." Women, take note: a wife like that never needs to fear bubbling away the last of her life through a cut throat.

I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it.

If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.

My wife is, by and large, the best thing that ever happened to me.

My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.

The best compliment we ever got about the show was from a Korean veteran who was unable to talk about his war experience with his wife until 'M*A*S*H.' While watching the show, he was able to lean over to his wife and say, 'See, honey, that's the way it was.'

Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.

When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife.'

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

I don't have a bunch of mates. I don't have a man cave. My wife and I, we are each other's best friend.

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.

Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times.

In our society, the best predictor of a man's wealth is his wife's looks, and the best predictor of a woman's looks is her husband's wealth.

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

My wife is gorgeous and brilliant, and my son True is my best little buddy in the world.

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

To me, the best part about winning the belt is hugging my wife after.

Ankita is the best wife and the best companion I could ever get.

The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife's hand at a football game, and someone would come up to me and say, 'Hey, I love those commercials you do with your wife.' My kids almost had shirts made up that said, 'Teri Hatcher is not my mom.'

I am definitely not the best wife, and no one has nominated me for 'Mother of the Year.'

My wife is my best friend, by far my best friend.

All Anne Lister wanted was a wife, and the other liaisons couldn't commit, but Ann Walker did. She took sacrament with her, and they became wife and wife. That shows extraordinary strength.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying 'Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that's what I'm hearing.' Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the greatest wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife."

I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

I am devastated by the loss of my beautiful wife Jane. She was my best friend.

You marry somebody you love, that you feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with, that you're excited to wake up with every morning if you enjoy spending the day with. Right now... my wife is my best friend, by far my best friend.

I'm still the guy who shared the ring with The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Triple H when they were still actually active. And I'm aware, as my wife loves to hear. It's not different than any sport in the world where the best wrestlers are gonna get the best spots. That spot is for me, because I've earned it.