I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
I started my life on the ground selling sim card, telecom products and so on and learned a heck of a lot doing that.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
I'd go out with my family and my close ones, who have been by my side through the years, but I am not the one who will throw parties on his birthday.
I'm a dual citizen in a way. I live in the States and have a green card, so my connection to British politics is almost nonexistent.
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
When I was 13 or 14, my mother used to gift me books that I was dying to read. Those are my most memorable birthday gifts.
I feel really strongly about immigration because my mom is... from Jamaica. She still has a green card here.
I chose to wait to get my drivers license. Since I was working and I didn't have time, I got it like a week before my 18th birthday.
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
As I approached my 18th birthday and prepared to enter military service in World War II, I was recommended to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
I joke that I spent 38 years scouring the globe, going to war zones, trying to find the person with my exact birthday.
When I was 13, my parents bought me a mini snooker set for my birthday. From the moment I first held a cue in my hands, I was transfixed.
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
I hate my birthday. I don't like to celebrate it much. But, if someone wants to throw me a surprise party, that normally works better.
If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
Journalists don't need a get-out-of-jail-free card, ... Instead we should be given more access to information.
I'm the worst customer for a credit card company because I always pay my balance off every month.
I'm not a birthday person. Maybe because I don't like to build expectations around that one day. You never know how it'll turn out to be.
When I came to Mumbai from Dubai to become an actor, I used to entertain people at parties by showing some card tricks.
In the U.S., those requesting a Green Card must take an oath that they will fulfill the rights and duties of citizenship.
Every card they put The Beast on, the fans come, and it allows the other fighters an opportunity to make some money.
I once got a Christmas card from my local Greggs. It said, 'To Scarlett, thanks for being such a loyal customer.'
Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.
Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something.
I go to the Caribbean for a month every January with hand baggage only. All you need is a passport and a credit card.
I wouldn't consider myself a Buddhist or a card-carrying zealot at all. My first commitment is as a scientist to uncover the truth about all this.
If my 20s were a time when the way I looked was my calling card, then it feels as though my 60s will be a reinvention.
I very rarely use a credit card, but I do if I know I have big bills coming and I need to stagger payment.
One time I spent more than $40 on groceries, and my bank thought someone stole my debit card.
Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday.
There are times I have to diet 16 weeks at a go, and I had to miss out on stuff I love, like burgers and birthday parties.
If the only way you can build an emergency fund is to pay the minimum due on your credit card, that is what you need to do.
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?
I've been singing since I could talk. I started playing the piano when I was about 5 or 6. I picked up the guitar on my 20th birthday.
On its self-titled debut, Happy Birthday flirts with several flavors of love, and 'Girls FM' is where taste gets confusing.
If you are invisible, you are vulnerable. Birth Registration must be everyone's priority. Let's make all children visible and let's give every child a birthday!
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.
I am a very private person, so on my birthday too I will spend a cozy time with my family and a few close friends!
Every time I see his name (Dean Chance) on a lineup card, I feel like throwing up.
I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump.
You can pretty much trace when the big individual indebtedness kicked in, and it was when the credit card became generally available.
I don't know, but I stepped on a scale that gives fortunes and the card read Come back in 15 minutes alone.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Traditionally Presidents Day was Washington's birthday. It was celebrated as a public holiday on February 22 each year, in peace or in war.
I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.
My sentence formally was imposed on my mothers 50th Birthday January 24th 1983. The jury recommended it July 1st 1982.
I had neck surgery and I'm not freaking stupid. I get that my window is smaller than it was and my bump card is ticking.
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.
It is on this beautiful day that we celebrate the Fuhrers birthday and thank him for he is the only reason why Germany is still alive today
Dark is a way and light is a place, Heaven that never was Nor will be ever is always true "Poem on His Birthday
I don't care where I fight on the card, but to get people motivated or excited, like, 'Cowboy's fighting!' that's my overall goal.
From the age of 17 through my 20s, I was living on my own, so sometimes I wouldn't even tell anybody it was my birthday. It was not a big thing for me.
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.
This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
Evening bags should be just big enough for my phone, lipstick, house key, and credit card.
One of my favorite memories was one time Prince picked me up and said we were going to Michael Jordan's birthday party.
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