Top 1200 Birthday Card Quotes & Sayings - Page 14
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Last updated on December 12, 2024.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My friend Paul Ryan talks about fiscal responsibility, but voted to put two wars on a credit card.
I got my first job as a card-carrying actor in New York in 1967. Before that, I was a very desperate wannabe.
Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.
My wife, Sharon, and I started with nothing when we got married. I was driving a 1902 Pinto and eating off a card table.
I want to explore marriage without the usual Hallmark Card platitudes. Life is difficult, and I like movies that acknowledge that.
To this day, on my cheat days from my diet, which are New Year's Eve and my birthday, I buy luxury foods that are very indicative of my class.
Getting the care for a common cold, migraine, or high blood pressure can and should be easy, whether one has an insurance card or not.
For my 20th birthday in March, I'll buy myself a present for doing my best. A one way ticket to Tokyo. All I need is my guitar and a pack of cigarettes.
Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
The requirements to obtain a concealed license are similar and often times stricter than that of obtaining a standard ID card.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
A cash advance on a credit card is one of the worst types of borrowing because the interest rate is typically 21 percent or more.
United Nations Day marks the birthday of our founding Charter - the landmark document that embodies the hopes, dreams and aspirations of 'we the peoples.'
Joe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?'
I always love coming to Disneyland but celebrating my birthday here with my family, friends and the kids from YSA is really awesome!, this is a night I'll never forget.
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
It would be great to fight on UFC 200 obviously. It's going to be an historic event but the card is getting full quickly.
I have always told my family that I don't want my birthday to be celebrated and that they shouldn't get me anything, even though if they didn't I'd probably write a standup routine about it.
Play the black card expertly, and you can win awards, make millions - all the while claiming that the people who got you there somehow hate you.
You've got to make sure that you don't overstep your boundaries with teachers, especially when it's report card day or when you're about to take a test.
In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.
For me, the card catalog has been a companion all my working life. To leave it is like leaving the house one was brought up in.
I really enjoy watching the younger talent like The Shield rise up on the card and make a huge impact.
My mom's always asking me for hits and stolen bases and home runs and different things on Mother's Day and her birthday.
I got my Equity Card with my Broadway debut when I did 'Rent.' I was in high school, and I came to New York to do that show.
I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me.
Former Senator Al D'Amato in 1991 offered an amendment to cap credit card interest rates at 14 percent.
Let me tell you, there's no better medicine than a friendly card game for sloughing off the cares of a workaday world.
How we deal with the AIDS epidemic should be one of the greatest ways that the world gets measured. The report card for this era.
I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday,” he says, “but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them.
I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.
I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the 'pack the kids into the car and run from here to there' out of the equation.
The NSA is forbidden to 'target' American citizens, green-card holders or companies for surveillance without an individual warrant from a judge.
My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that time of year is when I usually do personal goals or resolutions.
In the winter of 2012, as my fiftieth birthday approached, I began to write what turned into my autobiography, a look at my own life through the lens of food.
If you want a favorite book, Orson Scott Card's 'Ender's Game'. You'll be hooked. I think he's written like twelve or thirteen.
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
Bitcoin will make a dent in society when more normal transactions occur that would have occurred with dollars or credit card.
I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail.
This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.
Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.
Sex appeal is in the workplace every day of the week. I'm not saying that's the only calling card, but it's a whole crayon box.
I got my Equity Card from Berkeley Rep when I was 22 years old. I was cast in David Saar's 'The Yellow Boat.'
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Martin Luther King can have his own self-titled birthday recognized as a national holiday, but not our country's first president?
Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
If you wanna get a report card on your faith, see how you are dealing with people who are really difficult to deal with.
I have a SIM card ejector tool everywhere I go. It's probably not a normal thing to have, but as a guy who's moving between phones often, I kind of have to have one.
Everyone who reaches a milestone birthday in their lives has an opportunity to truly appreciate the fact that presumably we have acquired all the gifts that maturity and age can bring us.
I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.
The people who despise America are the editors of the 'New Statesman.' Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
When migraines briefly became a campaign issue for me, it appeared that political foes were maybe playing the gender card.
One of the coolest days of my life was when I bought a 16K memory card upgrade and stuck it in my Apple II. I was kind of a geek.
Well, I suppose I've never really had a lifestyle that needs upkeep. I don't get cabs; I'm on the Tube with my Oyster card.
From high school, you can see my Sierra Club card - I've been a member since 1979. That gives you an indication of early interest.
The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.
In the early 1980s, I burned my Social Security card at the New Orleans Investment Conference in protest of the state pension system.
