Top 14 Boogers Quotes & Sayings

Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain.

Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.

Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

I always cast people with a sense of humor because people that are super serious don't understand when I ask them to eat a booger it's not necessarily about that. It's about something more. It's about inviting a little bit of absurdity into the process and humanity into the process. Making sure that no matter who we are and what sort of pedestal or glamorous lighting we're under, we're all eating boogers man.

I have all these nice clothes that I've bought over the years, and I never wear anything because, when you have a toddler, everything gets spilled, and they wipe their boogers on you, whatever. You end up shifting a little bit, and your values shift a bit, too. I don't care about that as much as I used to.

And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

There's shouting, there's blood, there's boogers, there's a whole thing. I mean, there's spitting, there's fighting, there's ripped jerseys. There's someone grabbing someone's throat. I mean, it's why you have football.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand.

He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.