Top 140 Booze Quotes & Sayings

Other than sex, two things bring people together; economic transactions and booze.

I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.

It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.

You can use the tax code to make people smoke less. You can use the tax code to make 'em smoke more. You can use the tax code to make 'em buy beer or buy less beer, more booze or less booze. You can screw the tax code around to make 'em make more charitable contributions. You think they're going to get rid of this power? Ain't no way, fool.

Pot had helped, and booze, maybe a little blow when you could afford it.

Cheap booze is a false economy.

I go on tremendous health kicks - exercise, yogurt, no booze. Of course, I smoke too much.

Booze and tobacco and lots of sex. It keeps a lad young.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."

I made a conscious decision to cut down on fried and high sugar foods, as well as booze - which helped me lose weight.

I will never be a skinny waif as I am physically unable to say "no" to free booze and snacks. Oh well.

I'll get back to the whores and the horses and the booze, while there's time.

I am a great admirer of Henry Jeffreys and have been eagerly awaiting his booze and empire book for many years!

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a human-rights violation.

I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted.

My daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

And that almost everyone was struggling to wake up, to be loved, and not feel so afraid all the time. That's what the cars, degrees, booze, and drugs were about.

I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.

It's pure Black Label. It's about violence and booze. That's all it is. There is no plan.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

It's pure Black Label. It's about violence and booze. That's all it is. There is no plan

Boredom and booze--cause and effect.

Don't overdo the booze especially while flying - just because it's there doesn't mean you need to drink it. Everything in moderation.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

I've not stopped drinking, I'm not a born again one of them, we just don't have booze in the house.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

I lost my second marriage because of drinking, and I loved the woman very much. But I thought I needed booze to write. I'm glad I was disabused.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll.

Man, Books & Booze is cool, right?. That's the most fun I've had in an interview this year. Definitely the most singing I've done.

I literally went cold turkey on carbs, didn't have a grain of rice. No pasta, no bread, no booze - I didn't get on that for 10 weeks!

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew.

Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of the night pour yourself a stiff drink.

I think my older sister bought me booze before I was 21. You know, breaking rules, but it's what a sibling is supposed to do.

The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care about clothes, I'd rather spend my money on cigarettes and booze.

I think a guy who's had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better than a guy who is stone sober.

If I didn't have children I might be more of a lush than I am. I like booze. I struggle with smoking. And I'm a big swearer. I'm trying to rein it in but I do think it's a nice seasoning of language.

When you're trapped in a small town, the only excitement is the booze.

It's one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Managers are to information as alcoholics are to booze. They consume enormous amounts, constantly crave more, but have great difficulty in digesting their existing intake.

I just calorie count and knock the booze on the head and then watch the scales to see the weight come off. Now I've been very healthy.

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.

it was Tark's experience that TV addicts were usually addicted to something else as well. Food, booze, drugs, sex, money, take your pick.

Booze' was once a popular term in the slang or 'cant' of the criminal underworld, which may explain its rebellious overtones today.

The air smelled like a mélange of everyone's perfume and hair products, with a slight undertone of booze.

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.

That nothing - not booze, not love, not sex, not work, not moving from state to state - will make the past disappear.

Oh, Georgia booze is mighty fine booze, The best yuh ever poured yuh, But it eats the soles right offen yore shoes, For Hell's broke loose in Georgia.

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I stay off the booze for a whole 12 weeks before a fight, it can be tough!

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!