Top 275 Brad Pitt Quotes & Sayings

There are definitely worse people to be compared with. I think Brad Pitt makes interesting decisions.

I taught Brad Pitt how to fly-fish in my swimming pool!

I have unqualified admiration for Brad Pitt.

In this business, you're either Brad Pitt right away, or you're already going down the ladder.

Every male secretly wants sex with Brad Pitt.

I'm a fan of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and all these people. If I could end up like Jonah Hill, winding up in a Brad Pitt movie, that would be awesome.

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.

I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.

He's a scoundrel, young Brad Pitt, who led me, his elderly colleague, astray more than once.

I think that Brad Pitt is definitely a hottie. And his acting is so great that it makes him even more sexy.

I was at the Emmys, and someone told me that I'd gotten more applause than Brad Pitt. I said, 'Who's he?'

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Achilles was like a rock star of his day so it made sense to have Brad Pitt playing him.

I'm a huge fan of Brad Pitt. He could have done rom-coms his entire career, but he took it in a different direction.

There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that.

You obviously can't cast Brad [Pitt] as an everyman guy because he just brings way too much baggage.

Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops - as handsome as he may be - and so does Angelina Jolie.

I knew very early on that I wasn't Brad Pitt.

I have a lot of actors I want to work with; Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, and Uma Thurman.

I don't think I'm going to become Brad Pitt overnight, but I presume if walk down Oxford Street, there is a chance someone might clock me.

A close friend of mine, Annie Leibovitz, who I've known for forty years, photographs celebrities every single day of the week but they all seem to look the same even though she's one of the most creative photographers alive. They all just look the same. Brad Pitt is a great actor but all the pictures of Brad Pitt look the same.

I dont want to be compared to Brad Pitt because I dont want to, you know, disappoint anybody. Brad Pitt is an icon.

It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

A friend of mine is a chef in Bali, and another friend said, 'God, he's like Brad Pitt,' and I said, 'Yeah, I think he's more like arm Pitt,' 'cause, you know, 'Brad Pitt' would be a bit of an overstatement.

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?

Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director called me over and said, 'Jase, just watch him. Watch him move.' Instead of walking, Brad literally glides. It's incredible.

I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.

I went to L.A. to be Brad Pitt; now I just want to be Gene Hackman. I came to Nashville to be Kenny Chesney. I'd be very fortunate to be George Strait.

I like Brad Pitt; I just have nothing to do with him.

I'd take Tom Hollander over Brad Pitt any day.

I'm still trying to get over the fact that my name is being mentioned with people like Brad Pitt.

What you look like, whether you're Brad Pitt or Charles Laughton, is significant for actors.

Brad Pitt is amazingly talented and equally good-looking, too.

I had a wonderful, an incredible dialect coach, Brendan Gunn, from Belfast, who has worked with Brad Pitt and Daniel Day Lewis, and me.

Because, let's face it, I do not get offered the parts that Brad Pitt has just turned down.

No matter what heights you achieve, even if you're Brad Pitt, the slide is coming, sure as death and taxes.

Channing Tatum. He's a cutie-pie, but he's also got swag. Before him, my crush was Brad Pitt forever!

Unless you look like Brad Pitt, it's really hard to have full control of your character.

I don't see any negativity with what Brad Pitt is doing with his Make It Right Foundation, or what Sean Penn is trying to do in Haiti.

I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt.

I'd like to take more pictures of real celebrities. It would be fabulous to photograph Brad Pitt. He's so good-looking and just such a star.

I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

I don't want to be compared to Brad Pitt because I don't want to, you know, disappoint anybody. Brad Pitt is an icon.

Whether it's Brad Pitt up there, if there's a good moment up there, and you get pulled into the emotion, you're not thinking, 'Oh, that's Brad Pitt. He's an actor, and he's famous.' That's kind of the nature of storytelling, right? You sit around the fire and tell a story, and you can get sucked into that story.

One thing about 'Thelma & Louise' we can't forget: Brad Pitt. Oh, yes.

If Brad Pitt walked down the street, cars would crash into each other. I'm really lucky not to have to deal with that.

For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

If I could be anyone, it would be Brad Pitt.

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt has always been one that I'm very proud of, just because I don't know anybody else who does one.

I was just like Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt when he fell in love with Angelina Jolie.

I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.

When Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up, I was dying to see something that said they were getting back together.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

I don't look like Brad Pitt.

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

If I could be somebody, it'd definitely be Brad Pitt. I love the way he looks.

To be called an elder statesman is so unbelievably insulting. Brad Pitt is exactly three years younger than me.