Top 190 Brag Quotes & Sayings

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.

I never brag, how real i keep it, cause thats the best secret.

I was never that kid who used to brag about anything.

All the wealthiest people in the U.S. seem compelled to brag about how humble they are.

I don't want to brag, but I can make people laugh and then be terrified.

Remember that people will brag about what they've achieved, but they don't brag about the price they paid to get it.

That's the beauty of being above board - you can brag about your winnings.

Those who boast of their descent, brag on what they owe to others.

Beauty is nature's brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship.

I love movie-making. I'm interested in writing and directing, and I've dabbled, but I haven't done anything I care to brag about. Yet.

I'm not trying to brag, but if I did expose my life, it would be a good YouTube series.

I always brag about my football skills.

I work hard on my defense. It's something I take pride in, but it's nothing that I want to brag about. It's part of my game.

Real Texans want their kids to have the best education possible, not the one politicians looking to brag about budget cuts have left us with.

I am proud of my kids and happy to brag about their achievements. Their success has been an immense source of happiness for me.

You don't brag about putting someone in hospital. It's absolutely horrible.

I've never been one of those guys who wants to put up titles and championships and run around and brag.

I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.

If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.

I don't wish to brag, but I'm very intelligent.

I don't want to brag, but I'm a pretty good driver.

The maker of the stars would rather die for you than live without you. And that is a fact. So if you need to brag, brag about that.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

This valley is the only place that comes up to the brag about it, and exceeds it.

The man who must brag for himself knows that no one else will

People are always more encouraged when we share how God's grace helped us in weakness than when we brag about our strengths.

An acorn would never brag about giving shade.

I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.

Not to brag, but I do think I've gotten pretty adept on PowerPoint... except that I can't figure out how to use Excel!

I'm arrogant, but not so much that I'd irresponsibly save someone just to brag about it

I'm not a guy that's going to brag or feel like I'm better than the group.

No one has any license to brag because he is honest. That should be natural instinct and, besides, if you are not, they put you in jail. Honesty is merely a form of insurance.

To this day I can brag to anyone who will listen that I had a catch in the Rose Bowl.

You can recognize that you've been gifted in certain ways and be very thankful for that, but it doesn't mean that you brag about it.

I think I've been good at getting into lonely and troubled characters because, not to brag, but I'm the complete opposite in real life.

Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.

Being bad at maths shouldn't be something to brag about, and I'm glad people are waking up to this, but there's no reason be embarrassed to look for help when it comes to numeracy.

Posting a brag, humble or otherwise, and then waiting for people to respond is the equivalent of having a conversation in which all you do is wait for your turn to speak.

The most accomplished way of using books is to serve them as some people do lords; learn their titles and then brag of their acquaintance.

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.

I probably shouldn't brag, but dag I amaze and astonish.

I will never brag about myself, but my family, I can go on forever.

I am Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, and I'm a professional wrestler. I don't mean to brag or boast, but I love the recognition for it.

Anyone who has spoken to experienced combat troops knows that they rarely brag about their exploits. Strong and silent is the preferred style.

I don't want to be oh-so-brag-about-it, but 'The Rain' is hot.

I don't like to brag, but I must tell you that I am regarded in some circles as being in the upper echelons of the elite loony left.

I think I have something valid to say. My words are my bullets. I like to brag that somehow I got it right.

I've actually made a science out of how to brag about my daughter.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

Nanda broke down every barrier and won his way to freedom not by brag, not by bluster, but by the purest form of self-suffering.

If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.

I was brought up not to brag. I've always disliked people who do.

Honestly, I don't like to brag about myself, but I really think I'm the only boxer who came out better from a Hopkins fight.

It's not my personality to brag in any way or be pretentious. It's just not my nature.

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting.