Top 361 Breasts Quotes & Sayings

No temple can still the personal griefs and strifes in the breasts of its visitors.

My breasts have a career. I'm just tagging along.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life.

Hollywood... Real diamonds, fake breasts.

Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace) Boobs? (Julian) Breasts. (Grace) You have very nice breasts. (Julian) Thanks. What about you? (Grace) I have no breasts. (Julian)

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

I did get to shadow some amazing brain surgeons, a female brain surgeon in Toronto, another surgeon in London. And then we had a surgeon onset [of Doctor Strange] every day. So and he taught me to do sutures and was practicing on turkey breasts, raw turkey breasts.

Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality

There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.

They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy. For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these really strange droopy tits. I thought, well if you’re going to make me fantasy breasts, at least make perky breasts.

I have undergone plastic surgery. I got my breasts done. Big deal.

I kind of grew breasts overnight and then the world got really loud.

Usually state laws refer to touching intimate parts, it can be breasts or buttocks.

Right now everything is pumped up. Cars look like someone took an air pump and pumped them up. They look engorged. Lips pumped up, breasts pumped up, everything is pumped up. And it's also kind of off-putting. It's sexual but in such a hard way that it's, for me, not sexual at all. Whereas the 1970s, breasts were smaller. People were not wearing bras. Farrah Fawcett's sexuality and sensuality was a very touchable sexuality. She was kissable. She was friendly.

People only go by looks. If you have big breasts it doesn't mean that you are dumb.

Why are you taking your breasts away?” -Dane “Cernunnos” Hearne

Oh, the most fun thing I've ever been asked to autograph was breasts.

So you say, with your shiny hair and pouty lips - and those breasts - just wait till you start dropping whelps, they'll be at your ankles one day, big as they are - not the whelps, the breasts. The whelps will be in your hair - no, not the shiny hair on your head, well, yes, that hair, but only as a manner of speech.

The earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.

If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC.

It is never appropriate to comment on a woman's breasts. I would never do it on the street or at a supermarket, but when I'm sitting a table signing books, sometimes I notice that a woman will have remarkable breasts. And I will maybe quietly say something about it. It's not in a sexual way, because I'm a gay man - I would never say to a man "great ass" because that would be sort of creepy.. I hope it's not creepy to quietly tell a woman she has nice breasts.

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?

For Star Wars, they had me tape down my breasts because there are no breasts in space. I have some. I have two.

The tender breasts of ladies were not formed for political convulsion.

My breasts have a life of their own.

Small children smoking, and the mother is not aware that it is because the breast has been taken away. In all primitive communities a seven-year-old child, or even an eight or nine-year-old child, will continue breast-feeding. Then there is a satisfaction and smoking will not be so necessary. That's why in primitive communities men are not so much interested in women's breasts; there is no problem that somebody will attack them. Nobody looks at the breasts.

The worst tyrants are those which establish themselves in our own breasts.

People think you can't be clever if you have breasts.

Woman's reason is in the milk of her breasts.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world!

I actually wish I had smaller breasts.

As a teenager, I had big breasts for my age, and my friends cracked on me a lot.

My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real.

Men are hung up on breasts. They're looking at the titty dinner. It's pathetic.

He doesn't see my breasts or my waist or my hips. He only sees the nightmare.

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

I'm very proud of my breasts, as every woman should be. It's not cellular obesity. It's womanliness.

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not to have morning sickness and if, like me, you've had small breasts all your life. Suddenly they begin to grow, and you've got them, you've really got them, breasts, darling breasts, and when you walk down the street they bounce, truly they do, they bounce bounce bounce.

I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing fake ones – people are confused. My breasts have a life of their own.

You have splendid breasts, lass," he purred, cupping the plump mounds. "Splendid," he repeated stupidly, and she almost laughed. Men loved breasts any shape or form, they just loved them. -Drustan to Gwen

My breasts can always tell when its gonna rain

I would never have taken up painting if women did not have breasts.

We would never have scales, feathers, or breasts if we didn't have teeth in the first place.

You know, it's just like being a peddler. You want two breasts? Well, here you are -- two breasts. We must see to it that the man looking at the picture has at hand everything he needs to paint a nude. If you really give him everything he needs -- and the best -- he'll put everything where it belongs, with his own eyes. Each person will make for himself the kind of nude he wants, with the nude that I will have made for him.

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let’s be real.

A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved.

Farmers are philosophical. They have learned that it is less wearing to shrug than to beat their breasts.

I don't understand all these breasts right now, and they don't look like breasts. They look like someone's taken a grapefruit half and inserted it under your skin. I mean it's - it doesn't even bear any resemblance to what a natural breast looks like. But we're starting to think that this is what women should like. And young girls are looking at these breasts and thinking, oh, I need to go have my breasts done because they've lost touch with what a real breast actually looks like. I find it fascinating, I find it disturbing.

No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

For lunch, I love salads, so I will do, like, a kale Caesar with chicken breasts.

Small breasts are best for the long haul.

We women should remember that we are much more than just breasts.