Top 361 Breasts Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I don't recommend surgery at all. Women's bodies are beautiful as they are, and I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life.

There are at least two distinct meanings of 'hot': there is the, like, normal human definition which is that 'this individual seems suitable for mating'. And then there's the weird, culturally constructed definition of 'hot' which means, 'that individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts'. Like, I think if you went back to the 18th century and asked a 15-year-old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?' that 15-year-old boy would probably be like ... 'What's plastic?'

I'm much more than a pair of breasts...I represent success, hard work, and fun.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.

There's no shortage of attention junkies with large breasts in Hollywood but only Michael Moore's are real.

They came and bound me up and I had awful stretch marks. I hated my breasts after that.

Shame on those breasts of stone that cannot melt in soft adoption of another's sorrow.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

It's not easy, though, singing upside down in a headstand on a raised platform with your unfettered breasts hitting you in the chin.

I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and such.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

The stage is life, music, beautiful girls, legs, breasts, not talk or intellectualism or dried-up academics.

A universal peace, it is to be feared, is in the catalogue of events, which will never exist but in the imaginations of visionary philosophers, or in the breasts of benevolent enthusiasts.

Despite the fact that I have a good-size pair of breasts... in Lois & Clark, I have the opportunity to show the world they're not my only attribute.

With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.

[My breasts] had a pretty good career. I’ve basically been tagging along for the ride.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

I have nothing against people having work done, it is when I hear tale of girls of 16 queuing up to get bigger breasts, that is when I despair.

There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we'd all been weaned too soon.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

That which in mean men we entitle patience is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.

I'm a short woman with a pretty good body and large breasts — that's not what I think of as sexy.

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

I used to pray to God that I wouldn't get breasts. Then in my teens, I tried to be quite feminine.

And many such good inventions are there, that they are like woman's breasts: useful at the same time, and pleasant.

One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent.

If you're asking if my breasts are natural, yes, this is how I've looked since I was 13 years old.

You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.

Sagging wrinkles, hanging breasts and many another sign of age are part of gravitation's slow relentless handiwork.

Here's the thing - the accent is cool. It's like a girl with big breasts - they get your attention first.

A generous and noble spirit cannot be expected to dwell in the breasts of men who are struggling for their daily bread.

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?

Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.

I really like Thanksgiving turkey... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.

Anger may be kindled in the noblest breasts: but in these slow droppings of an unforgiving temper never takes the shape of consistency of enduring hatred.

...dreadful birds, dressed in red with breasts of silver buttons, and cocked heads and sharp mouths, looking for guilt like berries on a bush.

Boneless skinless chicken breasts don't give a damn about their bad reputation. They don't care that you think of them as pale, dry, and rubbery.

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich.

I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts and vegetables and spinach shakes.

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

Suppressed pain chokes us; in our breasts It surges, adding ever to its strength.

I beg you come tonight and dine A welcome waits you and sound wine The Roederer chilly to a charm As Juno's breasts the claret warm.

I wasn't the prettiest girl in class. No breasts, short legs, gangly teeth. I didn't think I was model material, that's for sure.

In the dance world, you have to have a certain muscular shape; you have to have long limbs and willowy shoulders. It's hard to have breasts.

My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time.

They bore within their breasts the grief That fame can never heal- That deep, unutterable woe Which none save exiles feel.

I tell people my breasts were made in Normandy from butter and creme fraiche.

I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them.

And so I'm stupid for thinking they might be useful. Because of something Johanna Mason said while she was oiling her breasts for wrestling.

All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them.

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.