Top 186 Britney Quotes & Sayings

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f***ing dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears.

Britney Spears is one of my first idol.

There's not a ton of roles out there for the insecure, loud Britney Spears type.

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

You cannot compare Britney with Lady Gaga...You are putting Lady Gaga at the same level of Britney Spears? I really cannot believe it. Lady Gaga is good, but she's a new artist, Britney Spears is a legend.

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.

I've had a reoccurring dream about hanging out with Britney Spears, so maybe it would be fun to chill with her for a bit? Like, see what makes her tick. I had this dream once about Britney, that we were going to get married or something, and so I had to meet her parents but we were stuck on a beach in these sand dunes - and at this point between the dreams and self-portrait, you know way too much about me.

Many people think I try to be like Lady Gaga but what they don't know is that I'm a Britney Spears wanna be.

Britney Spears is definitely my favorite past Candie's girl; her campaigns were gorgeous.

I'm not a huge fan of Britney Spears' music but I very much understand her relevance.

Britney Spears can't hold a conversation. (mind controlled) The ultimate meltdown was Britney Spears. But she (Spears) can't hold a conversation. No. They have someone who feeds her what she is supposed to say. Like she can't hold a conversation.

I'm inspired by Divine certainly, oh, and Britney Spears. I look exactly like her.

I go back to things that are nostalgic for me - Michael Jackson, the Beatles, Britney Spears, Stevie Wonder.

I've gone through a lot of the same things like Britney Spears. I just don't have a mug shot.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha!

I'll be straight with you. It's not easy to sell tickets in Vegas. I'm up against Celine Dion and Britney Spears.

The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Britney Spears.

How can you not like Britney Spears?

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

I was raised on a farm in East Tennessee, and my first concert was Britney Spears. It's my job as a country music artist to be honest about that.

I think that if you know people who are performers on stage and actresses or whatever it may be, the bottom line is what you do on stage. You just take on a different persona - that's what makes her so successful. Lights come on, and suddenly, it's Britney Spears, and the lights go off, and she's just Britney.

Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did.

Well, I love Britney Spears, and I condider myself to be Britney Spears.

In China today, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America today, Britney Spears is Britney Spears-and that is our problem.

While I'm not thinking I'll be the next Britney Spears, as long as I'm happy with myself that's all I want.

Britney Spears was an incredible dancer. That kid was amazing.

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.

When you deejay a party, a good DJ's job is to take care of the crowd. If people want to hear Britney Spears, that's what you're supposed to do.

My whole life is controversy. What can I do? I'm like Britney Spears!

When I was teenager, Britney Spears was it - that was the pop world that was happening, and I knew I wasn't in it.

Britney painted her finger nails and it really seemed like they had a blast.

If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.

Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

I'm a big Kings of Leon fan. And there's probably some Britney Spears and Justin Bieber in my playlist too - which I'm definitely not ashamed of.

I'm kind of like Britney Spears having a headache. Everybody wants to know about it.

The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months.

I'm not the guy to get big record company budgets. My budget is Britney Spears' catering money.

I dont care if youre Britney freakin Spears, nobody is going to steal my spotlight!

I thought Britney Spears was absolutely marvelous in the beginning. But now I think she's gone off the deep end.

Britney [Spears]'s actually kind of like a broken-down shell of a human being, that's what makes her so endearing and compelling.

I like to remain somewhat anonymous. I could never handle the whole Britney Spears syndrome of being noticed everywhere.

I was at school when Britney Spears' 'Baby One More Time' came out. I changed my uniform to look like hers. I just looked slutty after that, so thank you, Britney.

You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, she's still on TV.

If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears?

I landed gigs touring with The Jonas Brothers and Britney Spears!

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga and Britney Spears.

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man.

You can't tell an 18-year-old to keep it down and turn off Britney Spears or whatever it is that they listen to.

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.

It's refreshing to hear something that's pop but doesn't sound like Britney Spears.

Madonna's always going to be number one, but I'm definitely a Britney fan.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

I feel like it'd be so fun to, like, do, like, Britney Spears' makeup. I've always been a big fan of Miss Britney - I'm a Britney stan.

I was really into Britney Spears when I was little.

My hair was long with a fringe, and people would make jokes, calling me Britney and Lady Gaga.

I love divas. Madonna, Mariah, Beyonce, Britney.

I wasn't Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson. I wasn't Tori Amos or Norah Jones. Nobody knew what to do with me.