Top 118 Bumper Quotes & Sayings

I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

When I turned 16, my dad made me sign a contract - he made us sign contracts for everything - that if I hit my car, I would be responsible for paying for it. I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and I tapped someone. It was so not a big deal, but I had to pay for it.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~

There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~

Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love.

I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I don't have the heart for this. Meaning, of course, that I'm the failure.

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving in and out of the traffic stream. The words were these: "Honk if you love Jesus." No one honked. Perhaps each was disturbed by the thoughtless and rude actions of the offending driver. Then, again, would honking be an appropriate manner in which to show one's love for the Son of God, the Savior of the world, the Redeemer of all mankind? Such was not the pattern provided by Jesus of Nazareth.

How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.

Magic happens, see. It's just like on those bumper stickers, the ones that say, 'Miracles Happen', or 'Jesus Happens'. I never really took those too seriously. I mean, they're bumper stickers. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking. Miracles? Right. Jesus? Maybe. But magic?

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Some travelers collect souvenirs, postcards, or bumper stickers; I bring home a pencil from the various places I visit.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France'

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth' bumper stickers. You do it by articulating a vision for the future and pursuing it with all the ingenuity humanity can muster.

I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take.

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

The kind of love that people have for Hrithik and me, if there were a 'Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai 2,' the film will get a bumper opening only, for sure.

During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

Because appearing to be fair is part of being fair, most mainstream news organizations discourage marching for causes, displaying political bumper stickers or giving cash to candidates.

Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.

It just so happened that my agent called and said, 'There's this movie 'Pitch Perfect.' Here are the sides.' I think I originally read for Bumper, because Donald didn't have much in the script, so I read all Bumper's lines. I beatboxed for them, because that's what my character was supposed to do. And then I was like, 'By the way, I rap.'

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

There's no experience like going down an empty freeway toward a hurricane and then looking in the opposite lane and seeing bumper-to-bumper traffic, people fleeing that scene. Or going to a toxic spill and seeing people go the other way. You talk yourself into thinking you're invincible in order to do that.

Talking points aren't going to help the viewers understand something better. They're about as useful as bumper sticker slogans.

This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment.

The reality is when you make 'America First' a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you're telling them is 'America Only'.

Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer.

Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again.

California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too.

Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

Enough Americans saw fit to give president Obama a second term. I don't think there will be many people keeping their Romney/Ryan bumper stickers on their cars.

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right.