Top 227 Cakes Quotes & Sayings

I can't bake anything. I'm the worst. My cakes always come out flat.

I wish I had eaten more rice cakes.

I have a showroom where we experiment with twelve cakes. We develop sketches and ideas for cakes for the next season. We work with the top fashion designers to see what type of lace they are using or work with the top florist for us to be able to make various sugar roses or flowers.

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

Old women are the secret to the fluffiest cakes.

If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City Cakes and to do that you need people who think in astounding ways. Artists just think in different ways.

We get a lot of overseas people wanting to order cakes.

My brother liked sewing and sculpting and making things, and my sister sewed and painted and cooked and baked. She's a professional baker now and makes the most gorgeous sculpture-like cakes. She's the queen of wedding cakes in the Lake Tahoe area.

Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.

I work out for a few hours extra, but I can't give cakes and chocolates a miss on Christmas.

Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.

I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination!

It's always nice to have more than just two hands if you're making cakes.

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal.

"Grandmother" doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.

I love making cakes, and I'm good at it.

The product I deliver is a luxury item. It's not cupcakes. A team of 10 works on my cakes.

For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes, And hold-fast is the only dog.

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes.

I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the oven an hour later, they were raw - the oven wasn't working. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't borrow an oven and I didn't want to waste the batter, so I came up with the idea of steaming them and they came out great! Thick and fudgy, like pudding cake. That happy accident was always in the back of mind.

Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.

I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.

At a gig in Liverpool I had this lady give me 21 cup cakes she had made herself. It's not really rock'n'roll is it? Tom Jones gets pants thrown at him and I get given fairy cakes.

Also, this is what a pregnant Busy Philipps does in her free time, I'm taking master fondant cake decorating class with Anna from 'Ace of Cakes' at Duff's Charm City Cakes. It's, like, 4 three-hour classes.

Having cakes as a business certainly changes things for me - I don't now sit at home doing a cake for the fun of it anymore. But it's an extremely happy and pleasureable business to run because people are generally buying cakes for celebrations.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

Philosophy only seems to offer endless dispute, with no cakes and ale.

My mom bakes amazing cakes.

I don't like cakes.

When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes.

The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes

I try not to eat cakes, but sugar screams my name.

No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes.

I love chocolate in any form, be it cookies, cakes or milkshakes.

I love to bake. Cakes are my specialty - they have to be moist and sugary.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?

Fish cakes are perceived as being quite British, and they're always a bit brown and a little dull.

I want to travel. Maybe I'll end up living in Norway, making cakes.

A good 'Bake Off,' for me, is just about cakes and nice people - and that's a successful show.

My cheat food is mainly all the sweet stuff I love to eat - pastries, chocolates, cakes and besan ka ladoo.

'Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.

I never have cakes or biscuits. I don't have a sweet tooth at all, and I can't stand chocolates - I find them so sickly. However, I will buy cakes if I'm expecting company.

I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up: I've made some psychedelic birthday cakes.

Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

My mom, she cooks the best pound cakes in the world.

By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room.

I needed to stop eating sweeties and cakes. It's the bane of my life. I had to lose the weight for my health.

Beaten biscuits: This is the most laborious of cakes, and also the most unwholesome, even when made in the best manner. We do not recommend it; but there is no accounting for tastes. Children would not eat these biscuits-nor grown persons either, if they can get any other sort of bread. When living in a town where there are bakers, there is no excuse for making Maryland biscuit. Believe nobody that says they are not unwholesome. . . . Better to live on Indian cakes.

I'm not a baker, but my patisserie is my baby. I love the idea of good-quality cakes made with top ingredients.

I've baked more cakes since I've been on 'Bake Off' than I have in my life.

I often eat cakes while my fingers are caked in soil.

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.

When it comes to cakes and puddings, savouries, bread and tea cakes, the English cannot be surpassed.

Mrs Forrester ... sat in state, pretending not to know what cakes were sent up, though she knew, and we knew, and she knew that we knew, and we knew that she knew that we knew, she had been busy all the morning making tea-bread and sponge-cakes.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

For goodness sake, look at those cakes.

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.