Top 1200 Car Salesman Quotes & Sayings - Page 19

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

I get online anywhere: at home, in the car, at a shoot.

Summer coming like a car from down the highway.

I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. I mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine hours a day, and the whole time he’s surrounded by beds. And not only that, he’s surrounded by shoppers who see the beds and can’t help but think, Man, I’d love to lie down on that bed for a second. So not only does he have to stop himself from lying down, but he has to stop everyone else from doing it, too. I knew if I were him, I would be desperate for human company.

There is a little bit of Nils Bohlin in every car.

I don't listen to the radio in the car, and I do that because I don't want to be influenced.

Paul was very much a purist, the real car guy.

Now all we have to do to enter the realm of art is to take a car.

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.

When I was younger, my mom and I lived in a car because we didn't have anywhere to go.

Every system I have in my house or my car, they're all tuned exactly the same.

I think it's impossible to drive a Formula One car with one hand.

I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!"

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I've been arrested for 'stealing' my own car, only to be released.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police.

I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

I learnt the game as a kid hustling car dealers for cash.

'Wheeler Dealers' is the grandfather of all the car restoration shows - it's the originator.

I got a cool car but I live fairly regular.

I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

I'm actually begging my agency president to change my car.

I would prefer not to be in a car with someone who can't really drive that well!

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Whenever I jump into the car I always try to do my best.

My dad couldn't change a wheel. But I bought my first car when I was 16.

I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.

Sometimes when I'm in the car driving, I scream at the top of my lungs.

She already has a car.” “A Ford. That’s like Toyota’s worst enemy.

[...] and as I walked, I tried to see the funny side. It wasn't easy, and I'm still not sure that I managed it properly, but it's just something I like to do when things aren't going well. Because what does it mean, to say that things aren't going well? Compared to what? You can say: compared to how things were going a couple of hours ago, or a couple of years ago. But that's not the point. If two cars are speeding towards a brick wall with no brakes, and one car hits the wall moments before the other, you can't spend those moments saying that the second car is much better off than the first.

I never had a car in high school or college.

My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business.

Be it a house, be it a car or be it a little motorbike, there is always a place for the family!

If you live in L.A. long enough, you get into having a cool car.

The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.

Driving a race car is like dancing with a chain saw.

Secondhand experience breaks down a block from the car lot.

The Republicans could mess up a two car parade

I talk to myself all the time - it's something my children have observed in the car.

These tanks were like a good rent-a-car.

My dream: to be able to drive a virus-powered car.

I try to plan my day around not using my car.

Imagine you're a forty-year-old, Richard," Hamilton said to me around this time, while working as a salesman at a Radio Shack in Lynn Valley,"and suddenly somebody comes up to you saying, 'Hi, I'd like you to meet Kevin. Kevin is eighteen and will be making all of your career decisions for you.' I'd be flipped out. Wouldn't you? But that's what life is all about - some eighteen-year-old kid making your big decisions for you that stick for a lifetime." He shuddered.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

Shoes make an outfit; they're like rims for a car.

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?

I meditate whenever I can. I can be in the back seat of a car or in between appointments.

But she did not take her eyes from the wheels of the second car. And exactly at the moment when the midpoint between the wheels drew level with her, she threw away the red bag, and drawing her head back into her shoulders, fell on her hands under the car, and with a light movement, as though she would rise immediately, dropped on her knees. And at the instant she was terror-stricken at what she was doing. 'Where am I? What am I doing? What for?' She tried to get up, to throw herself back; but something huge and merciless struck her on the head and dragged her down on her back.

What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys.

'Cop Car' was made with all of my friends. I wrote it with my best friend.

I've driven just about every kind of car there is.

A car is thirty thousand parts you're putting together.

I just like music that I can relate to, something to listen to in my car.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.