Top 1200 Car Salesman Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I'd never had people drive me around, and then all of a sudden, if a car didn't come, I'd say, "Where's my car?"

When I became proficient as a salesman I was invited to teach new hires.

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.

When you're doing a car chase movie, you're sitting in car waiting for places or grips or stuff for quite a while.

We are all salesman regardless of our calling. But not all of us are Master Salesmen.

I actually crashed the car I learned to drive on. It was a friend of mine's car.

In the TV car world there are a lot of channels out there scrambling for car content because there's a real hunger for it.

I think it's always better to be in an F1 car because, in general, the car behaves itself.

The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.

Why shouldn't a car key look like a car?

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

Over my lifetime, the car had actually transcended the fact that it is a car. It has become a venue.

Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. "Don't drive like you! Make it fast!

The problem is Twitter is designing the metaphorical equivalent of a Toyota Prius. A car for the masses. While I want a Formula One race car.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

My first car was a Chevy Cavalier. My dad somehow convinced me that it was a hot sports car because it was red.

Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy.

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?

Of course, when I can get an Indy Car or Champ Car race on television, I never miss the opportunity.

When a driverless car looks out on the world, it's not able to distinguish the age of a pedestrian or the number of occupants in a car.

I am training at such a high level that I actually could eat anything and get by. But as my coach always says, your body is like a car, and food is like your fuel. I am a race car, so I can't just put unleaded fuel in my car. I need that good premium fuel.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

I've never been someone who loves a car and when I was young I didn't have the ambition of a car or something like that.

When I get into a car - any car - I still find it amazing that I'm allowed to drive it away.

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

It's healthy to have two car shows. Why not? The viewer gets twice as much car show to watch.

My first car was a '69 Holden, which is an Aussie car.

We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.

There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys.

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

Advertising is our printed salesman. It may not be pretty, but it has to be true.

On the back of my car, it says 'The Situation' in letters. It's pretty fun. I work so much, I've been blessed to be busy, but when I have time and I'm able to drive my car, which is a couple times here and there, you know, it says 'Situation' on the back of the car, and people are honking the horn and fist-pumping, and it's really, really cool.

Try novelties for salesman's bait, For novelty wins everyone.

Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman.

I have two or three cars that I like, but today, Ferrari would be the best car I have driven in terms of being an impressive car.

When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out of the house, and when I got halfway into the street, my mom saw the car and yelled for me to run back. As I turned around the car hit me, dragged me five houses down the road, and I fractured my collarbone.

The car is the most regulated thing in the world. It's more complicated to make a car than it is to send a rocket to space.

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.

One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all!

When I spend a lot of time in New York, or somewhere when I don't have a car, I miss that mobility and freedom that you have when you have a car. You don't have to rely on anyone else.

My father had the most horrible racist rhetoric you ever heard, but he treated people all the same. I remember this rainstorm. A car broke down with these black people in it, and nobody would stop. My dad was a mechanic. He fixed the car for nothing. I remember looking at him when he got back in. He said, 'Well, they got those kids in the car.'

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.

Food is fuel and it keeps us going just like a car needs petrol. When you're running a car it's important to think about what fuel you're putting in because if you put in the rough stuff, what's going to happen? The car's going to slow down and perform badly because you've neglected it.

If you can't buy a hybrid car, your first question should be, 'What is the fuel economy of this car?'

If I brought another car home, there would be problems. I have a lot of cars as it is. I'm a car addict.

There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.

If you take a salesman, who sells a useless commodity, he feels like a fraud.

I spend an extraordinary amount of time in my car, so I can justify the expense. That's the only extravagance in my life - it's my car.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

The day will come when the notion of car ownership becomes antiquated. If you live in a city, you don't need to own a car.

Exercise is roughly equivalent to an oil lube and a filter for a car. You don't have to do it, but when you do, it makes the car run a lot better.

I once worked as a salesman and was very independent. I took orders from no one.

No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

The trick at Le Mans is to get the car 'in the window.' Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature, and that means you have to push the car a lot to get it into the window - it's about getting everything to work right and getting the car to flow through the corners.

Why do we have to pretend we're not in the sales game? I didn't sign on to be a salesman. I signed on to be an actor.

I'm not much of a salesman. I prefer the soft sell and the honest approach.

Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.