Top 132 Carrot Quotes & Sayings

Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They're all the same when they end up on the plate.

Some people, if you eat a carrot, you're killing it.

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that.

I'll eat a bowl of bircher muesli for breakfast and I really like fresh carrot, orange, ginger and mint juice.

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I love carrot cake - that's probably my favorite - and I'm obsessed with peanut butter. I eat anything with peanut butter - maybe not carrot cake with peanut butter - but, I think I got this from 'The Parent Trap': Oreos and peanut butter; I like that. And peanut butter and apples, peanut butter and chocolate.

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity.

I had to sit down and promise the kids I would no longer have any spray tans. My husband started sending me the carrot emoji.

The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons the adventure yields.

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.

Oui, dans mon rêve, j'étais un crayon, mais admittedly, I'd more suitably be characterized as a plump carrot.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot.

It's too expensive to eat healthy. You ever go to Whole Foods? A carrot is, like, seven dollars. McDonald's got double cheeseburgers for a dollar.

And then, well . . . He might have slept for a bit. He rather hoped he was sleeping, because he was quite certain he’d seen a six-foot rabbit hopping through his bedchamber, and if that wasn’t a dream, they were all in very big trouble. Although really, it wasn’t the rabbit that was so dangerous as much as the giant carrot he was swinging about like a mace. That carrot would feed an entire village.

Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it." "Are you saying we shouldn't hope?" "I'm saying we should remove the carrot and walk forward with our eyes open!

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy.

Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the carrot, if you don't work for it, it will wither away and rot. And finally, like the carrot, there are a great many donkeys and jackasses that are associated with it.

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

I think Carrot Top is hilarious.

The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot.

I am a rune a carrot a little joke

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed.

Once in a while, I treat myself to a cheesecake or carrot cake.

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won't understand what you're doing, and your dish will be flat.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.

In the morning I'll have a juice to start off the day - that might be a fresh orange, but from the juicer. I like apple, carrot, ginger and I actually have celery straight sometimes.

Well, I think at this point, having won the championships that I aimed to win in my career, now the opportunities to wrestle different wrestlers is sort of the carrot that is dangling.

I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.

Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

I'm a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and a nice leafy top. When I'm carved into a rose, I turn brown and wither.

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

It's my feeling that on sensitive, localized issues like our schools, it's important to lead with the carrot and not force peoples' hands.

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.

I love the whole process of making, serving, and eating hearty soups like lentil, potato leek and carrot, to name a few.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

If you don't want fries with your Happy Meal, you can switch it for a fruit bag or a portion of carrot sticks. I think that is the sign of a progressive business.

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.