Top 1200 Cat Feet Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

I heard you're campaigning on my behalf." He walked over to me. "That wouldn't be because you'd miss me too much if I were gone,would it?" "Don't be absurd," I scoffed. "I don't condone murder, even for people like you." "People like me,huh?" He cocked an eyebrow. "You mean devilishly handsome, debonair young men who come to sweep rebellious princesses of their feet?" "You came to kidnap me, not sweep me off my feet," I said,but he waved his hand at the idea. "Semantics.

The more you rub a cat on the rump, the higher she sets her tail.

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette

It was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

A cat has a reputation to protect. If it had a halo, it would be worn cocked to one side.

Someone at Disney heard one of the records and called me in to do the sounds of Lucifer the Cat in Cinderella.

You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?

Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!

If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

It’s the whole cat and mouse game between the readers and writers that makes the web work.

There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr.

My ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me.

I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it.

When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.

It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar - a cat reading a map.

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat: If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse. If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat, If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house. If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat, If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse. Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat - And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.

Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

The cat that Prim got hates me, I think partly because I tried to drown it.

I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.

There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.

My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

You can't feed a cat with cream and food in the kitchen and expect him to go catch mice.

Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner.