Top 217 Cereal Quotes & Sayings

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I am a fork. And I can’t help people eat cereal any longer.

Favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I usually eat cereal every morning.

Well, when I was a kid and I watched 'Speed Racer,' I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason, I don't know.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.

Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I was grateful for cereal --- the only food that my tummy, riddled by pangs of infatuation, could handle.

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

I didn't come out of a cereal box.

I love breakfast, and I don't see any reason it has to be cereal and eggs and toast.

I'm a cereal lover. I could eat it in the morning, in the evening, and at night - I love Cheerios.

When I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll eat Lucky Charms cereal. I like having sugar when I'm in that mood.

You know why kids don't eat fruits? Because fruits don't have any mascots. Every sugary cereal has a bear or a rabbit going , 'Kid! Eat it! Eat it, eat it, eat it!' You're a kid, you're like, 'I got to get that cereal.'

You know you've made it to the big time when you're on a cereal box.

I'm definitely a morning person. I wake up dead happy, looking forward to having my cereal!

Throughout the day, I'll snack a lot. I always have some breakfast cereal, like Kellogg's cereal, something on hand, so that I can just quickly get some carbs in.

I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.

Though not a true cereal but a fruit, buckwheat seeds resemble cereal grains and are often used in a similar way to rice, barley, bulgar or quinoa, usually as a side dish.

Well, when I was a kid and I watched Speed Racer, I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason. I don't know.

I think the cereal milk is my most proud achievement.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes sifting down into a deep fryer. No, the cereal engineers at General Mills had to find a shape that would minimize surface area, and, as some sort of compromise between the sphere that is dictated by Euclidean geometry and whatever sunken treasure related shapes that the cereal aestheticians were probably clamoring for, they came up with this hard-to-pin-down striated pillow formation.

That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

I married a damned cereal killer

As a kid, I always had my nose buried in the side of a cereal box.

If I don't have cereal on the bus, I'm going to be really upset.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

Sometimes when I'm reading a script, I can't quite believe that this is going on television alongside cereal commercials.

Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal.

Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

I eat a bowl of cereal to cap off the night. That's my dessert.

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.

I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas.

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

I have this nook at Milk Bar that's my office, and my desk was just full of every box of Kellogg's cereal, and at different times during the day, I would open up a box, eat a bowl of cereal, and I live in a world of Post-it notes, so I would leave tasting notes on all the cereal.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.

I'm big on cereal. I don't eat a lot of sweets, but when I've got a sweet tooth, I'm going to cereal, that's my go-to.

If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.

You certainly don't want to market the president as if he or she were a box of breakfast cereal.

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Well, I don't really eat cereal that much because on Weight Watchers it's not worth the points.

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

My favorite breakfast cereal is Cocoa Pebbles.

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.

But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal cereal.

I am addicted to cereal. I am one of those people who just loves their cereal morning, noon and night. Kellogg's message is what I tell my kids every single day, which is: You've gotta start off your day right with a good, healthy breakfast to give yourself the potential for greatness.

I always bring a post-workout protein shake with me and some cereal for the mornings.

I eat a lot of cereal and toast.

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.