Top 191 Certificate Quotes & Sayings

I want to see the original long-form certificate of Donald Trump's Republican registration.

I want a certificate that allows me to make as big a box office as possible.

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.

People simply shouldn't buy puppies without a breeding certificate.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

I don't need a certificate of my patriotism from those in the establishment.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

I kept my teaching certificate active while I was with WWE. It definitely wouldn't be something that I'd mind going back to.

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job.

Mum eventually graduated with a City & Guilds certificate that hung proudly on our living room wall throughout my childhood.

Earning a certificate or degree, or both, after high school opens the door to countless economic opportunities.

Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign, her campaign against President [Barak] Obama, fought very hard. If you look at CNN this past week, Patti Solis Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer saying that this happened. Blumenthal sent McClatchy, highly respected reporter at McClatchy, to Kenya to find out about it.She failed to get the birth certificate.When I got involved, I didn't fail. I got him to give the birth certificate [of Barack Obama]. So I'm satisfied with it.

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'

I didn't need a certificate to tell me about my relationship with Patrick, but I do feel different because of our marriage.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God.

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

Mr. Trump, I really can't comment, because he was my boss on 'Celebrity Apprentice,' and I just don't think we should let him be president until he produces evidence that the thing on his head is real. Because he wanted to see Obama's birth certificate, we should ask for a certificate of real hair.

I don't have a birth certificate.

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

I'm trained as a teacher; that's the only thing I've got a certificate for.

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Anyone can get a degree or a certificate in something. Big deal. A piece of paper from a university somewhere doesn't define a person. It won't tell you who I am.

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

It's right there on my birth certificate, 'Shelton Hank Williams III.' It's not fake.

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.

There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate.

I do not think the Nobel institution gives you a certificate that everything you say is always right.

Barack Obama could solve this problem and get the birthers to back off... by showing his long form birth certificate.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth certificate.

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

I didn't even have a birth certificate until I was 9 years old, which meant that, according to the state of Idaho and the federal government, I just didn't exist.

I have people that have been studying Obama's birth certificate and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics.

The online credential, the online certificate is very different from an on campus certificate. And we really believe that online learning and the EdX platform and the EdX portal, these are ways in which - you can think of them as a rising tide that's going to lift all boats whether for students worldwide or on our campuses.

Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a death certificate, but not a birth certificate. And afterward, your milk comes in, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.' She looked up at me. 'You can't win. Either you have the baby and wear your pain on the outside, or you don't have the baby, and you keep that ache in you forever. I know I didn't do the wrong thing. But I don't feel like I did the right thing, either.

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

We must ensure that our students graduate high school and then earn a postsecondary certificate or degree.

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies "?" Us.

Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.

Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved.

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

My daddy didn't even sign my birth certificate. So I ain't never had his last name.

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

Donald Trump brought up the issue of the birth certificate and it's getting huge buzz around the country. Even Chris Matthews has called for, you know, the birth certificate to be released. Why can't they just release the birth certificate, you know, and just move on?

There is no bigger certificate than audience appreciation.

It is not nothing to ask someone holding an election certificate in the United States Senate to provide his or her vote.

Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card.